(ON HOLD) Bit of carnage and a helluva time (helluva boss x male carnage reader)

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The episode begins with a wideshot of Asmodeus's palace and inside her bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in bed when a cuckoo clock featuring a rooster with an erected "cock" goes off which wakes up Fizzarolli under the covers.

She punches the clock and stretches her arms out to the kitchen scaring a laundry succubus destroying a chandelier and pours herself some coffee. But she burns herself so she takes the whole pot passing the same laundry woman from before making her twirl in place and sets it on a desk. She stretches out and grabs one of her hats grabbing the coffee drinking it before putting it away and stretching her above Asmodeus.

Fizzarolli: Rise and shine Ozzie!

Fizzarolli shakes an airhorn and blows it startling Asmodeus who lays back down.

Fizzarolli: Huehahahahaha!

Asmodeus: (groans) Ugh again with the horn?

Fizzarolli: Don't blame me blame how fucking fun they are! M'kay SO Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators. Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvibrators and then you have a nooner with princess Stola. Also we have a scheduled session with Y/N under the bed at 11 pm I'm sure looking forward to that~

As she speaks Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on her robe.

Asmodeus: (sighs) You scheduled me during lunch?

Fizzarolli: Well you're pretty good at "squeezing things in".

Fizzarolli squeezes in Asmodeus's robe eyeing up Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto her shoulder.

Fizzarolli: But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!

Asmodeus: Lemme guess I'm handling that too?

Fizzarolli: I mean unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again?

Asmodeus: Ahahahahaha-NO. Never again.

Fizzarolli: Whaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!

Asmodeus: Stoooop...~

Fizzarolli: OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!

Asmodeus: No! It's too early for burgers, ya maniac!

Fizzarolli: Burger time! Burger time! BURGEE TIME!

(On god these two are the cutest couple in the show.)

In the kitchen while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads "King of Ozz-A HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli nervously crumples the paper and stuffs it into a trash bin and then throws the entire bin out of a window which hits someone on the street. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator which lacks milk.

Fizzarolli: Yeah yeah I know I can pick up some more while I'm out today.

Asmodeus: About that... You're still going to that contest rehearsal? Without me?

Fizzarolli: Well y-you have a packed day today and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing. So...

Asmodeus: It's the Greed Ring. One of the cities is literally called "Ransom".

Fizzarolli: Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides I'm slippery~.

Asmodeus: I mean only after I...

Fizzarolli: What?

Asmodeus: What?

Fizzarolli: Come on Oz! I can be on my own for one day!