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The scene opens up with Stella, stola and Stella's brother Andrealphus sitting in a posh restaurant with the two divorcee's glaring at one another.

The scene opens up with Stella, stola and Stella's brother Andrealphus sitting in a posh restaurant with the two divorcee's glaring at one another

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Stella: Stola.

Stola: Stella.

Stella: Cunt.

Stola: Witch.

Andrealphus: Aurgh!

Stella: FUCKISH IMP SUCKER!

Stola: (Sigh) (Some good Y/N's intervention did) Why did you insist on meeting me here?

A tiny imp server pours tea for Stola. She looks at her phone reminding her of an appointment at Ozzie's.

Andrealphus: Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more...compensation. After all you did cheat on the poor thing. Surely you owe-

Stola: Andrealphus cheating implies there was a betrayal. This woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage. As far as I'm concerned this divorce is far overdue. The only reason this divorce has gone through because of my dear Y/N who convinced us to separate.

Andrealphus: Ah yes the human who's caused quite a stir. (The one that paimon is worried about)

Stella: Up yours! (Flips the bird)

Andrealphus: (groans) Stellaaa for fuck's sake stop making this harder to bullshit!

The window breaks revealing Striker posing on a table.

Stella: Striker!? What is the meaning of this!? Our deal is off!

Striker: Change of plans princess.

She discards her poncho and twirls two angelic revolvers in her hands. She fires one and the bullet hits the window near Stola's head.Stola dodges the bullets which come flying out. She flies out toward the exit but Striker wraps Stola in glowing white rope before she could escape. Stola then falls to the ground in an alley captured.

Striker: If this doesn't make Y/N come to me then I don't know what will.

Stola: Oh dear...this is worrisome.

The scene cuts to Blitza driving the company van with Moxxie, Y/N and Millie in the back and a fearful Loona next to her mother. Blitza's phone lets out a loud bird ringtone.

Blitza: Oh shit Stola! It's really not a good time buddy...

Stola: I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again Blitzy. But umm...I seem to have found myself in a bit of a sitch. I'm tied to the back of a horse at the moment.

Y/N: She's been kidnapped?

Blitza: Pffttt...lucky bitch.

Stola: Um well no rather unlucky. I seem to have been stolen by little cowboy friend of yours.

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