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*Family AU*^^


*RINGGGG*

*RINGGG*

*RIN-* *kachuk*

Gempa: hello, this is Gempa how-

Kidnapper #1: I have your brothers right now! If you don't give me a million dollars right now, you might never see them again.

Gempa: ....... You want a million dollars?

Kidnapper #1: you heard me!

Gempa: .. Who did you got.

Kidnapper #1: wha-

Gempa: describe them. *under his breath* dumbass.

Kidnapper #1: uh-uhm a sun logo that has white jacket that looks like about 11 year's old.

Gempa: *under his breath* uhh they have solar

Kidnapper #1: and a child or baby? Yes. Baby has orange hat.

Gempa: *in his mind* THE HAVE ORI!?

Gempa: haaihh... Are they ok?

Kidnapper #1: yes, for now hehe~

Gempa: ... *mutes the phone* Hey! Blaze COME HERE!

Blaze: *came running in* yeHP!

Gempa: operation 'know-their-hide-out' need you're help.

Blaze: *cracking his knuckles* leaving it~ to me~ *snatches the phone and un-muting in*

Kidnapper #1: -EY! DON'T MUTE ME-

Blaze: wassup bitch!

Kidnapper #1: huh-

Blaze: what. Have a problem.

Kidnapper #1: no-noth- I MEAN. Give me a million dollars in exchang-

Blaze: look here, dude that doesn't matter right now.

Kidnapper #1: they don't matte--

Blaze: so. For my question, where are you right now.

Kidnapper #2: *snatching the phone* WHY SHOULD WE DO THAT!?

Blaze: oh?~ so you're homeless. Try'na commit some crimes for money?~

Kidnapper #2: wha- whaa NO! OF COURSE WE'RE NOT HOMELE-

Blaze: then why are you refusing to tell me your location? Do you even have a house. Bet you don't have one~

Kidnapper #2: this- WE HAVE A HOUSE FOR YOUR INFORMATI-

Blaze: yeah, yeah~ homeless bitches.

Kidnapper #1: WE LITERALLY LIVE IN A HOUSE

Blaze: with holes in it?

Kidnapper #2: YOU-

Blaze: tell me where's your address then~ maybe i could believe it when i know what neighbor you are in

Kidnapper #1: IT'S STREET #56  RIGHT SIDE OF THE CITY!
THERE, HAPPY!?

Blaze: ohh~ you live in a poor side of the country?  HAHAHA

Kidnapper #2: YOU- SHUT U-

Blaze: tell me the color of your house.

Kidnapper #2: now- why would we nee-

Blaze: so i know if you're house have a paint or none.

Kidnapper #2: STOP CUTTING ME OFF- what's important about that

Blaze: i heard that when you're house has a color or paint which means you're quite rich because you can afford paint. So maybe you don't hav-

Kidnapper #1: THE COLOR OF OUR HOUSE IS LIGHT BABY BLUE WITH SECOND FLOOR AND WE HAVE OUR OWN PERSONAL HUT TUB! HAH! BEAT THAT!

Kidnapper #3: WE EVEN HAVE A VAN THAT'S COLOR BLACK

*in the kidnappers base, #1 and #3 are high-fiving*

Kidnapper #2: you satisfy now kid? HAHA

Blaze: one more question. Do you have a chicken coop in front of your house?

Kidnapper #1: not to brag, but yes we do have.

Blaze: ohhh~ thanks! *shouting to Gempa who's informing the others* GEMPAA, it's street #56, right side of the city and house is color light baby blue one with a chicken coop in front of it.

Gempa: Thanks!

Kidnapper all of them: ......... Shit-

Blaze: so, this is the end of the call and thank you for your cooperation dumbasses~ heheheHEHE~

kidnapper #1: YOU-

Blaze: *ends call* woaw that was easy, anyway what was their crime anyway.

Gempa: kidnapping.

Blaze: oh- who?

Gempa: Solar and Ori.

Blaze: ....... Im coming.

Gempa: enjoy yourself. Everyone's coming by the way.

*downstairs*

Gentar: LET THEM TASTE HELL

Beliung: YEAHHHHHH

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