Running has always been my stress reliever or an escape from reality. It gave me peace and comfort. Tiring out myself made me forget about the reality.
Being chased by a dog left me no time to deliberately tire myself out. Instead, I focused on stopping my legs from turning to jelly.
"Where the hell is leo?"
I swear I'll never let him touch my fridge again . It's all haze's fault for letting him 'feel at home'. That guy eats like there's no tomorrow but still maintains his physique. Not fair. Not that I'm fat or anything in fact I haven't gained a single pound in the past few months.
" Go awayyyy. I ain't a bone though I look like one." I yelled at the dog that's hell bent on biting off my legs and hands.
I nearly tripped over a rock when I turned around to see if the doggo is still behind me.
The road was empty like how my fridge's gonna be if Leo doesn't stop eating . I saw a man leaning against his car scrolling through his phone. Please forgive me for what I'm about to do Mr.
I ran and jumped onto his back, hooking my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist. He stumbled back with the sudden weight on his back. The dog barked at him snapping him out of whatever dream he was having.
I pointed at him and said,
" Bite him. See, he's more fleshy." I pinched his arms to get a chunk of flesh to prove my point.
While doing so, I didn't realize that I had loosened my grip on his neck. As I fell backwards, I quickly grabbed hold of his hair, causing him to drop his phone, which successfully hit the dog square in the face.
Andddd all hell broke loose.
The dude here didn't utter a word till now. Maybe he's mute.
Good lord! What kind of girl am I sabotaging this poor man for my defence.
But we didn't have much time.
"RUNNNN DUDEEE. THAT THING WONT LET US OFF THE HOOK." I screamed onto his ears tugging his hair a little.
He ran like there's no tomorrow. Technically there's no tomorrow if he lets that dog catch up to us.
I tugged on his hair as if he's some horse that's gonna run faster .
"LET GO WOMAN!" Damn! So he's not mute.
"I know but you are slowww fa- HOLY SHRIMP! GO GO GO" That devil-sent creature is gonna tear me limb from limb.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
No way to treat a Lady
HumorA hilarious romp through the pitfalls of etiquette, where manners are optional and mischief is mandatory. Let's peep into the lives of Leon De Luca and Alora Luna Bianchi. Life is not always easy and will never be. Challenges and difficulties will...
