Superheroes One-Shots and Short Stories (Marvel and DC)

DC: Trolling the Weasleys

Author: mirasecret 

Platform: fanfic.net

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When Dick coincidentally spends the same week at Wally's house that Wally's English cousins come, trolling shall rule the day. Basically, Dick messes with the Weasley's heads.

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Dick rang the doorbell and the door opened less than a second later to reveal his best friend, Wally. "Come on in," Wally said and closed the door behind him.

"Hey, Dick," said the flurry of mops, brooms, and dusters that was Wally's Uncle Barry. Dick nodded in his direction and followed Wally upstairs to his room.

"So why's your uncle cleaning like there's no tomorrow?" Dick asked. "Did he forget something important and now your aunt is making him clean in punishment or something?" Wally shook his head. "Nah. We're having family over. Well, family and two of their friends that are like family. But still."

"Ah. May I ask which family?"

"..."

"Wally?"

"Um..."

"Wally? Are you going to answer me?"

"Yes? Maybe?"

"Wally, which family's coming over?"

"Alright, alright!" he threw his hands in the air in exasperation. 'It's that family."

Dick frowned. "I don't follow. Which family?"

Wally sat down on his bed and buried his head in his hands. "It's the family from England." Dick looked up, interested. "The crazy one?"

Wally nodded. "Which includes, the one that works in Egypt, the one that works in Romania, the rude workaholic, the prankster twins, the 'yes man', and the shy, fierce girl. Then there's the nice, overworked father, the terrifying mother, and their two guests, one of which is famous, and the other is the smartest wi-, um, person in her grade. The Weasleys."

"I've always wanted to meet the English branch of your family. They sound wonderful," Dick smirked. "Especially the pranksters."

Wally moaned. "I am so dead."

"How long are they staying?" Dick asked.

"The entire week."

"Is that why you invited me to stay the week?"

"So I wouldn't be miserable alone."

Dick snickered. "Well, hate to break it to you, but you'll be twice as miserable with me around. I am not helping you out whatsoever. In fact, I might just join the twins in pranking you. Sounds like fun."

Wally looked horrified as he shook his head so fast he was vibrating. "Please don't. I'm begging you!"

Dick smirked. "Too late. So when are they getting here anyway?"

Wally frowned. "They should be getting here any minute."

Right on cue, crashes were heard below. "FRED WEASLEY! YOU'D BETTER PUT THAT AWAY RIGHT NOW, OR SO HELP ME, I SWEAR THAT I WILL-"

"There's Aunt Molly," Wally grimaced. "She's scarier than a Nor-, um, never mind."

More crashes were heard from downstairs. "AND YOU TOO, RON! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO JOIN IN ON YOUR BROTHER'S PRANKS! YOU'D BETTER-"

"Let's go meet them," Dick said eagerly. Wally opened his mouth like he was about to say something, but he closed it. "Oh, Harry, are you okay? I know Floo Powder doesn't agree with you. Last time you broke your glasses and-"