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Biscuit Break

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by bakstrix

by bakstrix

(not sarcastic...over text)

Boy 1: Dude your so fat.

Boy 2: You wanna know why I'm fat?

Boy 1: Why?

Boy 2: Cause every time I f*** your girlfriend she gives me a biscuit.

Boy 1: WHAT WAS THAT?

Boy 2: Oops. gotta go, biscuit break.