Kenny: Alright this Death Battle involves someone you two know very well and the hints is Spider
Aether:.........No...No!!!! Kenny Why why him!!!!!
Lumine: That guy is a pain in the ass. He's like Childe but more sexual
Navia: First of all what's Death Battle??
Jean: A world where they analyze your strength,skills and weakness and put you with an opponent from different worlds and fight to the death
Lyney: And who's he???
Lumine: He is.....
Aether: No don't say it!!!
Deadpool: Deadpool!!!!!
Aether: Too late...
Kenny: Deadpool get out of the screen your blocking everyone
Deadpool: Oh come on it's my Death Battle. Oh hey "Lights"
Freminet: "Lights"??
Aether: That's our code name
Deadpool: God it's been so long and I see there's a lot of mommies out here waiting for me to get suffocated by them. Aether you lucky man
Aether: F**k you
Kenny: Hey hey language
Fischl: Shall I ask who is this pervert in front of my gaze....and the screen
Arlecchino: Talk later,I'm going to kill this guy for what this pervert just said
Lumine: Guys...this is Deadpool
Aether: He's a human mercenary in the MCU world
Diluc: Wait you mean he was "there"
Lumine: Yeah, and also if you're with him get ready to go insane cuz he's the personification of annoyance itself
Deadpool: How rude,my heart hurts so much. You know words hurt Lumine
Lynette: How can see us!?
Aether: He's a fourth wall breaker
Keqing: Meaning??
Kenny: What he's doing right now. He's aware of what world he's in and he can even see the audience himself like you guys
Deadpool: Bingo, Oh and Aether tell Lisa I said hello~
Aether: You have five seconds to get the hell out of here before I shelf you with the other
Lisa: I'm right here. Mr Deadpool
Lumine: People, from here on out you will see a lot adult scene from him he's a massive pervert and especially children don't go near him
All: Noted
Deadpool: Well I don't care much,so Kenny let's get this Death Battle started
Kenny: Don't Tell me how to do my job
Jean: Do cover the children's ears and eyes if that ever came out please
Kenny: Already did
Wiz: They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but sometimes it's nothing but a slap in the face. Such as the case when it comes to these two masked mercenaries.
Boomstick: Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth.
Wiz: And Deathstroke, the Terminator.
Gorou: Why.....do they look so similar??
Aether: Oh yeah this is DC and MCU
Lumine: Like Flash in DC and Lisa's late brother in the MCU both are speedsters
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