Genshin Impact React (Book 1)

Q & A

Kenny: And what do you want to ask???

Furina: I want to represent my nation's people to ask a few questions. After all there are things we still don't understand

Kenny: Umm guys??

Lumine: I'm ok with that

Aether: Yeah sure

Kenny: Alright you're loss

Amber: I'm going to ask so many questions

Jean: I'll ask first. How old are you

Aether/Lumine: Our real age or Teyvat??

Heizou: Wait seriously you have different ages!!?

Aether: How do you think I look old or young in some worlds??

Xingqiu: Ok then what's your real age??

Aether: Physically 15, chronologically 1 googol

Lumine: How much is 1 googol again???

Aether: Are you even my twin or are you a variants in the wrong world

Lumine: Trust me I'm the same one

Cyno: Googol??Is that even a word??

Kenny: It's a number 1 followed by 100 zeroes

Aether: Oh we're really old

Pulcinella: How are you even this old

Lumine: We're born at the same time the Big Bang

Kenny: I thought that was about 13 billion years ago??

Aether: No. An ordinary Big Bang is just a creation of a universe

Lumine: The First Big Bang created us and the creation of "Center"

Qiqi: Center??

Aether: It's a city we rule. As the name implied Center is a city well in the very center of the very first Big Bang

Kenny: Hold on,Your telling me I've been living in the center of the very first Big Bang

Lumine: The city is for all of us

Hutao: Are there any beings like you??

Aether: Yes, you might have heard us mention them. God,Death and Fate

Lumine: But there's more. But we'll tell you the story once this is over

Dottore: Ok my question is how does your powers work because I've been seeing you regenerate from a blow to the head and you even stated that you can't die and how do you deal with the pain

Lumine: Let's see. We survived being beaten, dismembered, impalement, tortured, exploded from the inside out and got cut into pieces,neck-snap, disintegration, decapitation, curses and my personal favorite ripping my spine out with my head stuck to it and someone yelling "Fatality!!!"

All: [silenced].......

Kenny: That's dark, you're lucky the kids didn't hear this

Amber: I think I gonna puke

Aether:[Aether pulls out a paper bag] Here you go

Amber: Hghhh[Amber starts puking in the bag]

Aether: There you go let it all out

Tighnari: Should I even ask about the pain??

Aether: Oh that's a funny story

[Flashback]

Death: Are you sure about this??

[Aether is strapped to a cannon along with Lumine]

Aether: Death your only job is to guide souls,manage the dead and punish the wicked in all the universe