||Wally Darling x Reader Headcanons||

Later Wally Darling x Reader

The later version of Wally is a lot smarter than his tiny older self
Wally hasn't grown an inch, but like, he was always little 🧍‍♀️
He liked to call you a lot so he could get to know you better
He insisted on you being the one who shared the most about yourself, he didn't share more than he needed to
He wasn't going to lie to you, so he tried sharing as little as possible
Eventually, he really wanted to meet you, so he organized a meet up. In the forest. Alone.
You thought it was kinda sus 🤨 so you brought some protection just in case
Wally hoped you didn't have a height standard, as he failed to mention his small height
You were a bit surprised of how small he was, but you still thought he was adorable, obviously 🙄🙄
Later Wally also likes singing to you, it can just sound a bit unsettling at times
He isn't oblivious to anything anymore
He doesn't quite understand modern technology, but he'll learn what he needs to know soon enough
Later Wally also likes to paint you pictures too, they can also come out a bit unsettling
His intentions are sweet, so you always let it slide
Now that Wally's met you, he tries to keep you off that web page at all costs
He doesn't need that web page to communicate with you anymore, and he doesn't want you to have to see something you don't want to
He'd get very sad if he were to scare you :(
He however still doesn't know that watching people while they sleep is creepy
He will 100% give you a heart attack if you wake up to him staring at you
Unlike the older Wally, later Wally doesn't tell anyone he loves them but you
Wally now understands it can make you uncomfortable if he says "I love you" to someone else, and he doesn't like seeing you sad
Wally is a tiny bit possessive
He doesn't like when you even talk to other people for too long
But he doesn't need to worry, one stare from him and they'll be scared off in a jiffy
Any questions about other characters in his show will be avoided
If you insist on finding out more about what happened to everyone, he'll restrict your internet access by deleting the entire web page
You have him, why would you need to find the others?
If you continue spending more time with other people, like his older self he'll start pouting like a toddler
Wally even telling a you to drop it when you talk about wanting to find home, he loves Home as well, but he doesn't want you in any danger
Wally still loves apple ofc
Wally will also still steal your food when you're not looking
He also still likes to bake with you
However, about the whole stuffed animal deal: he now is able to understand your stuffed animal isn't alive, and therefore can't take you from him. But because he's sort of a stuffed animal himself it still makes him uncomfortable to have around, and he asks you to use him as a stuffed animal instead
Wally's still quite oblivious to flirtations, and will get much more aggressive when others flirt with you
Usually, a threatening stare is as far as he'll go, but if someone tries touching you at all he might just blink
"Oopsies. There goes their arm. Let's go home now (Y/N)."
He likes being with you at all times, but you're on Wattpad right now anyway, not like you'll have much of a life you need to pay attention to :D
Just means more attention for lil' Wally
Has the same reaction to a gift of apple pie as his older self
✨aUtIsM mOmEnT✨🤩🤩
Still likes having his face held
Also still likes cuddling a lot
Holds your hand everywhere
Likes to randomly just start talking to you about random nonsense, though he knows you like to hear his voice so he keeps doing it
If you're just sitting around watching TV, he'll climb onto your head and start nuzzling his face into your hair. Wally's rather light, so it doesn't hurt your head at all
He still likes to get up on step stools to give you kisses. If you don't have a step stool in your house he'll just yank you down to his level
Despite being tiny and light, he's rather strong
He could carry Eddie of his back after all, and even if Eddie's a puppet as well, he was huge compared to Wally
I've seen a lot of down bad simps making rule 34 of Wally, however they forget he's a 3-4 foot tall puppet. If he took off all his clothes he's look like any other puppet naked. There'd be literally nothing
He'd never be embarrassed if he had to take off his clothes to wash them or something, unless you make it weird, he won't care
Make sure to learn how to blank out your conscience too, remember, Wally can read your thoughts
However, I bet most of you have blank minds anyway. Either that or nothing but a mind filled with fruity Wally, so it's best you not traumatize him
Sometimes, even though you live in the same house, he'll call you on whatever phone you have that's in a different room just to tell you a joke
"What do you call a nose with no body? ... Nobody nose! Hahaha."
Wally constantly tells you how much he loves you, he'll even tell you over the phone when making his little jokes
"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Eye. (Eye who?) Eye love you so much (Y/N)! Hahaha, good bye now."
Pls laugh at his jokes, even if you don't think they're funny 😔
Still likes having his hair messed with
Later Wally is more open to trying new foods. Still not all that open, but more open then past Wally
Later Wally will actually TRY foods before judging them
Still says some food feels weird in his mouth. He eats with his eyes, so now you have no idea how him eating even works at all
Most of his laughs are fake, but sometimes he'll laugh legitimately. It's very adorable
Pls cherish him, my friend called him stinky and I tattled to the devs 🛐

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