INTJ: I hate school. Wish there was a mass murder.
xNFPs: *creeped out*
INTP: Nice! I wonder what would happen if all the teachers turned against each other.
INFP: The Design Technology teachers would win. Look at the knives and the drills they have!
INTJ: Imagine stuffing people in ovens and cooking severed limbs in saucepans.
ENFP: Ew, what the hell INTJ?
INTP: Nah, I think the Science teachers would. Homemade pipe bombs!
INTJ: Plus, they'd fill the swimming pool with sodium particles.
INFP: Fire!
ENFP: The most useless ones would be the Language teachers. What can they do, throw essays at people?
INTJ: Suffocate people with paper.
INFP: Oh no, the horror of analysing paragraphs.
INTP: Hmm. The most likely winners are the DT and Science teachers.
INFP: A fight to the death.
ENFP: Science teachers, probably. Set a trap on the classroom door using Physics or something.
INTJ: And explosions.
ENFP: And explosions.
INTP: Yes, science for the win!
INFP: And the ultimate survivors... Science teachers!
Everyone: *cheers*
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