"Girl-... okay you have 10 seconds to explain why you're not weird"
"..."
"See."
"Shut up."
"Nonono, you shush. I am going to ask you one question and you're only allowed to say "Yes" or "No"."
"Fine"
"Do you like my sister?"
"Hey can you stop asking me th-"
"YES OR NO"
"No!"
"Keqing is behind you"
"Wait what-"
She looks behind her, just seeing a simple door.
"See! If you wasn't, then you didn't look behind you like it was James Charles who we're talking about"
"Is it that obvious?"
"Uhh, yes, definitely"
Aggressive knocking was heard again
"Timothy what the fuck did you do with Vanessa"
"What do you mean??"
"She's screaming at the doorbell at you that you have to give back her neon fly ride cow. Did you scam her in adopt me??"
"Uhh.. no!"
"Bitch look at this"
She turns the phone where Vanessa is in frame
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Ganyu looked at it like her wig flew
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
"WHAT IS IT DOING??"
"Timothy if you want to sleep tonight you better give back that lookalike but neon and it flies in adopt me"
"Fine"
"Our parents gave you that name not realizing you will get older"
"Girl what is your name supposed to be?"
"Uhh normal?"
"Girl you ever went to safari and suddenly heard 'Hello I'm your guide keqing!' Like what the fuck will those people think?? That ur summoning a demon?"
"Bro u think people wouldn't even giggle when they would hear "Hello my name is timmy and my project is about the willie dillie i found in the bushes"
"WILLIE DILLIE? GIRL GO SHOVE THAT UP SOMEWHERE WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE"
"THAT IS THE POINT OF A WILLIE DILLIE"
"oh."
"The hell you think I was talking about?? A bag of chips??"
"Can y'all shut the fuck up about the willie dillie before I will violently get you two a willie dillie to shut you two the fuck up"
Timmy looked at her in disbelief, how she suddenly got so mad. But as always, Keqing gave Ganyu the look, The look where she blamed Timmy
"Sheesh Ganyu.. I've never heard you like that before-"
"Probably because you fuckers are talking about a fucking willie dillie?!"
Awkward silence filled the room, so quite that you could hear a pin drop.
"You started, Keqing"
"Shut the fuck up you started with ur safari"
"OR YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP"
"Ganyu, is everything oka-"
"Shut up Tim!"
"Yeah, shut up Timothy!"
"You too!"
"Awhh, why can't you call me by my name?"
"Probably because she would blush if she heard ur na-"
"SHUT UP TIM NO ONE ASKED"
"Okay, fine!"
"I'll leave you with her, I think I know what's going o-"
"NO I AM NOT ON THAT."
"Okay okay, fine"
Keqing leaves the room as she winks at Ganyu, whispering: "He would fall asleep in no time, you know, my door is always open~"
And of course she could barely hear it.
"Okay, so now she's gone-"
"Give Vanessa her cow back before I will make you into one"
"Okay, fine! Why so mad though?"
"Because I'm tired of you two acting like dogs with rabies! But.. for sure, what is a willie dillie?.."
