the incorrect quote generator with soundwave, shockwave and bumblebee!

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Soundwave: Shockwave , why is Bumblebee intruding on our cuddle time?
Bumblebee: Shockwave , why is Soundwave intruding on our cuddle time?
Shockwave , in distress: Please… I have two hands…

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Soundwave: But what about Bumblebee?
Shockwave : Don't worry about them.
Shockwave : I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.

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Shockwave : Soundwave, don’t go picking a fight with Bumblebee. Don’t forget, they’re powerful, they could make life difficult for you.
Soundwave: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

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Bumblebee: Shockwave  doesn’t look very happy.
Soundwave: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.

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Shockwave : What time is it?
Bumblebee: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out
Bumblebee: *BLASTS the saxaphone*
Soundwave: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Bumblebee: It’s 2 am

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Shockwave : Well, Soundwave, is there anything you would like to say to Bumblebee?
Soundwave: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.
Shockwave : How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”?
Soundwave: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

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Shockwave : Bumblebee, what do you have?
Bumblebee: A KNIFE!
Shockwave : Okay, have fu-
Soundwave: NO!

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Shockwave : Would you rather kill Bumblebee, or—
Soundwave: Yes, kill them.
Shockwave : I didn’t say the other thing—
Soundwave: I don’t need to hear it.
Bumblebee: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

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Soundwave: If you water water, it grows.
Shockwave : ...What.
Bumblebee: They've got a point.

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Shockwave : The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…
Bumblebee: What’s updog?
Shockwave : Soundwave! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Shockwave : We all have our demons.
Soundwave, grabbing Bumblebee: This one’s mine!

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Shockwave , to Soundwave: You have room temperature IQ.
Soundwave: What's room temperature IQ?
Bumblebee: 73°.
Soundwave: Oh, okay.
Soundwave: How much is that in IQ?

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Bumblebee: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Shockwave   does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Soundwave: If Shockwave  were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Shockwave  jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Bumblebee: You jump off a cliff.
Soundwave: Gladly, provided Shockwave  did first.

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Shockwave : Today, Soundwave said a swear word, so Bumblebee said that they were going to wash Soundwave's mouth out with soap. Soundwave replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.

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Soundwave: Bumblebee, Shockwave , I love y’all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Bumblebee, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Shockwave  is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Shockwave : I love you too :)

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Bumblebee: Shockwave , those tarot card readers know what they're doing! Think of Soundwave, they're so smart!
Shockwave : Those are suggestions! They're not-
Bumblebee: Soundwave knew things, Soundwave knew things!
Shockwave : I don't think tarot cards told them that, though! I think if you just shotgun blast things into the air, saying you think you know things, then you're bound to hit one of them!
Bumblebee: I don't like thinking about it like that. They're just brilliant.
Shockwave : Well, they are brilliant! But- 
Bumblebee: And they saw into the future, and they're basically a god.
Shockwave : ...
Shockwave : They aren't.

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