He's my what!?! Mates thats funny. (boyxboy)

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Alex POV

So jasper just showed up to class with something in his pocket that moved I wonder what it is.

I look over at him and see him looking and his pocket then he looks a me and says "Meow".

"Meow? " I say

"Yeah" he says and looks at his pocket.

Does he have a cat?

I guess I'll see when we get to lunch

One hour later

So we're in lunch and he pulls out the cutest kitten and I just look at it and it just looks at me and we're just looking at each other.

"Uh what are you doing? "

"Huh? Oh I was looking at your cat?" I said

"But I don't have a cat I have a dick" Jasper said with ease

"What?" I asked

"I said I have a dick not a cat"

"Why would you say that?"

"Oh my god dude he's making a joke cat is another way of saying pussy so he said he had a dick not a cat get it?" Lee said to me as if i was stupid

"Oh now I get it wow I really am stupid"

"Yes you are Alex, yes you are." Jasper with a smug look on

"Meany" I say this while pouting

"Ok back to this adorable kitten. "

"OK , you meany"

10 minutes later

"And this is how I came across this cutie" Jasper finished

We sat there just looking at the kitten drink milk from a cup and eat some ham of MY ham sandwich.

"Well I'll admit it pretty cutie" I say

"Oh yes it is" I hear a girl's voice say

I look up and there's a crowd of girls surrounding us and there staring at Jasper and his new kitten

"Oh no please not again" I hear jasper whisper

They tackle jasper again and tell him how cute hid kitten is and how cut he is and that they would date him any day and blah blah blah. And for some reason I felt jealousy build in me and right as I was about to stop them his kitten jumped on jasper face and started hissing and clawing at the girls on jasper and you know something I've never seen girls move so quickly except for this moment and all I could do was laugh.

"Oh thank you so much my sweet little baby" Jasper said while cuddling his kitten

I look at my friends and they are just smiling at Jasper and his kitten

" hey what's your kittens name you never said?"

"Um I think I'll call him Denny" (this goes out to a good little kitten that I know )