Once upon a time there was a donkeh And three lizards. The three lizards had some chocolate milk. The three lizards were in a band called Big time rush. They randomly shouted OOO at donkeh. The lizards were jealous of shreks talents and decided they wanted him in the band. The only way they could do this was to bribe him with waffles. So of coarse shrek tooketh the waffles and joined the band to become a super staaaa. Shrek was so awesome in the band that they decided to take a world tour to Kansas. Shrek had then felleth in love. It was engines to overs. Him and lord farquad then raneth away together bc their love was forbidden and he had to quit big time rush. They finally made it to their destination-Disney land. They decided to take beyonces advice and put a ring on it but they were hungry so when they eloped they decided to eat fish sticks instead. Later into the marriage shrek discovered that lord farquad only loved him for his chocolate milk.
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shreks shrexy escapades
FanfictionShrek chocolate milk short story; Shrek's love life is complicated. He thought he would never find a hubby. But then he met the right guy.
