Lordfarquad Stories

This book is dedicated to my friend the ginger aka henason The story follows the ginger, aka Ed sheran, and his adventures. For like two chapters Then fucking a bomb b...

yes (this is for a joke don't sue me Tesco)

Idk a very detailed story or shrek and lord farquad doing the devils tango ig 💀 No parts of this story were written by me and full credits to the absolutely amazing fri...

me and my best friend are making this at half past midnight. it's completely satire💀✌️

yn x reader x ferret ‼️this is a yn slander book‼️and draco

Shrek isn't quite living the romantic life with his wife Fiona so he decides to cheat on her with lord Farquad

Shrek is just an average ogre, accompanied by his best friend, Donkey. In their adventures they start to develop mutual romantic feelings toward each other, but are too...

It was a grey foggy day in the country of Scotland. You, the main character, accidentally fell into a passerby's arms, kissing them intensely. You did not see the face o...

just read it lolll

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!!!JOKE FICS!!! WE DO NOT ACTUALLY CONDONE ANY OF THESE LMAOOOO imagine anything you can think of and make it w o r s e

sexy mexy shrek gets a bf

y/n is barista, but everything changes when she meets our boy cabbage man and talk about a mysterious Lord Farquad....

What happens when Lord farquad is kidnapped by Jesus! Heart racing, balls aching. Read now!! TW: Hot and sexy content! ball juggling, nipple twisting, booty shaking orga...

what happens when y/n falls in love with creepy yet strangely sexy patrick star? will the lovers of their pasts get in the way, or will their admirations for gucci flip...

Idk how tf u found my diary but u cannot read close this go away thank u I have a lot of sex in this it's private Lots of love shrek *v important ples read* If anyone w...

haha lel. this is a joke get rek t lol