shreks shrexy escapades

Sequel

Once upon a time there was a depressed shrek bc he discovered his husband was only in on the marriage for his chocolate milk. Shrek was so sad that he drowned in his own tears. His last resort were his arm floaties. Shrek needed some cheering up so he took his therapists advice and bought some crocs to go with his favorite pair of socks. His socks were awesome bc they had his favorite my little pony character on them-obviously rainbow dash. The bright pink crocs he picked out lifted his spirit. As shrek was living his best lifeth he decided he needed a rebound after his terrible break up. This was easy bc everyone one in the village were in awe at his new style bc of the new crocs. Anyways the ginger bread man was in loveth with shrek and for good reason. I mean the crocs were awesome. Soon enough shrek and the ginger bread man were in love. They lived happily ever after bc karma does exist. Lord farquad died from severe arthritis in the toes. This was a very moving part in shreks life bc he got to dance on the grave. Anyways shrek and his hubby lived a glorious life a nd moved to Kansas to start their own circus.