Total Alphabet Drama!

Alphabet Mayhem Pt.1

[A/N: ah, don't you just love when some viewer voting on a discord turns into an entire goddamn fanfiction? cuz that's where this started. as an alphabet viewer voting. then we started to give the letters personalities and arcs until eventually we decided to make it into a fanfiction! this fic is being written by Neon, the owner of this account and the host of the viewer voting, and me, Lily, the person writing this rn. this is very stupid, but it was fun to write, so i hope you enjoy!

P.S. in universe, the characters have human names, but in the competition are just named after the letter they are

🚨 UPDATE! Future Lily here from March 2024 (this came out in May 2023) just to say that this episode is not good. Like, at all. It's pretty poorly written, awkwardly and cringy. But I promise from episode 2 and onwards, things pick up a lot. It's a tough start, but promise me it's worth it for the next episodes. 🚨

also, check out our discord! for TAD discussion, theories and even updates: https://discord.gg/hK6K3RZcBw]

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The show opens up to an eight standing on an island, arms folded with a confident look on her face. "Hey! Welcome to my amazing show. I will be your host this season, 8! I'm pretty famous, I know," she says with a haughty smile.

"Anyway lets quickly explain the rules! 26 Letters will compete to win 1 million dollars here. They will be split into 2 teams. They will have to compete in challenges every other day to win safety. The losing team will then have to vote one of their own off at the dramatic elimination ceremony, where all but one contestant will receive a marshmallow" she takes out a marshmallow and eats it.

"Once half our contestants are eliminated, we will hit the merge, where the contestants will begin competing for individual immunity. Once we are left with only two, our two finalist they will have to compete in a final challenge where the winner gets the ONE. MILLION. DOLLAHS!!!" she exclaimed, pulling out a briefcase full of cash.

"If they want to win they will have to live here, at this crappy summer camp, for 2 months, surviving the outdoors, our gross food, and each other. Our interns will help them with any problems they may have, along with challenges. Who will these contestants be? Who will be the first one out? And who will be our grand winner? Well stay tuned and find out here on Total. Alphabet. Drama!" she exclaims as she raises her hands out, the camera panning out at each word

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DEAR MOM AND DAD I'M DOING FINE

[The camera pans through the forest, flying past 8, being carried my . , and ' before swinging above the cliff before diving inside it]

YOU GUYS ARE ON MY MIND

[It then pans into the ocean to reveal F swimming past a shark before it eats them]

YOU ASKED ME WHAT I WANTED TO BE

[M, N and O are chilling on a dinghy and chatting, before F's body floats up to the surface, causing the 3 to panic]

AND NOW I THINK THE ANSWER IS PLAIN TO SEE

[An eagle grabs F's corpse and flies over to an area in the woods, where P and D are stood making out]

I WANNA BE FAMOUS

[The eagle drops his corpse next to the couple, who both ignore it, while C starts prodding the body with a stick]

I WANNA LIVE CLOSE TO THE SUN

[A is shown flexing his muscles to Y, who scratches his head, while K rolls his eyes in the background, before kicking Y into the air]

WELL PACK YOUR BAGS CUZ I'VE ALREADY WON

[A and K fall down a waterfall in the background while E and T both laugh while standing on a log balanced above the waterfall, before E laughs so hard she falls off]