Attack on Crack

Random stoof

Krista: I am from Germany
Where the age of consent is four-teen

Levi: what is it?
The Alabama of Europe?

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Erwin: how manly am I?
I watched Marco Bott die

Zachary: and?

Erwin: and I only cried for 40 minutes

Zachary: right this way sir

Jean: TELL MEH HOW HE DIED

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Mikasa: -to Eren-
Just please, don't die.

Armin: well there, one day, sexual tension

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Levi:
-says some stuff I Cba to type-

Eren: wat

Levi: where yo from?

Eren: wat

Levi: wat ain't no country I heard of. They speak English in wat?

Eren: wat?

Levi: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT ?!

Eren: Ye

Levi: so you understand the words I'm speaking to you?

Eren: Ye

Levi: -more SHIZZLE-

Eren: wat

Levi: SAY WAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

Eren: wa-

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-montage of Titans eating people with cheerful nom nom music-