Attack on Crack

Flares

Survey Corps: Did you see the flares in the sky? Did you see the smoke in your eyes-

Me: -eye twitches- nigga if it was in ma eyes I would be blind so how would I see it

Furn: kept it sassy with logic

Me: that's how I roll
-rolls down a hill-
ICE CREEEAAAM

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-Armin Arlert goes off-

Eren: I heard Armin's scream

Levi: leave it

Eren: but heich-

Levi: -death glare-

Eren: ookay.

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Eren: you suffer from this disease called being a cynical asshole

Jean: oh no

Eren: yeah and there is no cure I'm afraid

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Mikasa: now
I tell you WHUT
I like you
And I want you
Now we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way
The choice is yours

Eren: well I don't think you and I will be doing anything in any kind of way

Mikasa: oh I see you choosing the hard way

Eren: Somebody get this guy a-

Mikasa: -grabs Eren and I think I heard slapping noises and
Mikasa: don't make me destroy your ass
Eren: no please
-slap noises--

Me: o hope my ears have problems today

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Levi: why is it Everytime you speak Imma throw the fuck up