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Army: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING
Mask: You did say to bring my grades up
...
Army: I did say that, let me see-

*Omega putting lemons in a bowl*
Omega: Welp, the life gives you lemons

Aloha: There's a thing called- fresha- *laughs* fresha vocado- FRESHA VOCADO-

*Eging recording*
*Double Egg and Red Sole in the car*
Double Egg: Before you, open up to your window, and made the way that, you can have my-
*Double Egg continues singing while he and Red Sole driving away*

Rider: You stupid
Goggles: No I'm not
Rider: What's 9 + 10
Goggles: 21
Rider: You stupid-

Metry: And they were roomates
Diver: Oh my cod they roomates

Vintage: Baby changing station? Baby hanging station.
*Red Sole and Double Egg clapping for him*

Bobble: When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is, walk awaywayya-

Gloves: My name is Gloves with the B and I'm afraid of insects-
Half Rim: Stop stop stop, where
Gloves: Hm?
Half Rim: Where's the B
Gloves: There's a Bee!?1!

Prinz: It's an avocado. Thanks!!

Specs: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little, he's dumb, and he's a coward. And I'm NOT a coward.

N-Pacer: That kid is definitely on crack right now..
*Eging gets hit on the head with the ball*
Eging: Ya!
*Gets hit with the ball again*
Eging: YAAAAA-

Army: There's only one thing worse than a rapist- *removes blank sign* -Boom.
Mask: A child.
Army: No-

Eging: HEY HEY-
Emperor: Shhhh. The baby (Prinz) is sleeping.
Eging: Sorry
Emperor: What's up?
Eging: There's a fire

Goggles: RAH
Specs: AH- STOP I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT
*Goggles laughing*

Red Sole: Woah-
*bag drops*
Red Sole: Hurricane katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!

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