Army: Okay you know what GET ON TOP OF THAT FRIDGE, GET ON IT
Mask: this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARECrusty Sean: We actually have the chip reader so-
Emperor: Oh yeah? *pulls out a piece of dorito*
Crusty Sean: Oh it's not gonna work like that-
Transaction completeRed Sole: Dad look it's the good kush-
Vintage: This is the dollar store how good could it possibly be.
Red Sole and Double Egg: *WHEEZES*Skull: We all die you either kill yourself or get killed.
*dances* Watchu gonna do? Watchu gonna do?Specs: Hi my name is Derek (Specs) welcome to pizza hut..wanna get some pizza..*PASSES OUT*
Craig: This one's to end racism. *throws basketball, misses the hoop*
N-Pacer: Hey I'm lesbian
Eging: I thought you were american-
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