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Sirius Black making no less than 37 deer related jokes in his best man speech

Deerly beloved, family, and friends, it behooves me to deliver this speech to two of the purest harts I know, two individuals so fawned of each other that it completely bucks the notion of superficial love.
Doe they will surely go through many trials and tribulations in the years ahead-many high and low points; stag-nant periods, when their love seems fallow-I know, as someone who knows them best, that they will not allow themselves to fall into a rut.
When it's all over, and people are sitting around telling tails of these two, they'll be telling each other the purest love story anyone has ever herd.

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