Chappter 7: DNSF PART 5: Search 4 TEH TOURŪSU!!

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Chappter 7: Da Neko School Festiaval PART 5: Search 4 TEH TOURŪSU!! (translator note: that means truth!!!!)

Authrs AN: Ohayo minna san! its time 4 another update! Tihs chapters is kinda long but i wanted to fit in everything here so... yah? ^_^'

Disclaimer: Watashi wish I did! :(

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Raku-chan watched the sun slowly set, eventually disappearing under the horizon. She poked the tips of her index fingers together anime-ly as she waited for Hitoshi-san.

Would he show up? He'd gotten the ai letter, right?

Ai no Kami-sama... if watashi's kokoro is pure and true, onegaishimasu... give me a sign that I have not loved in vain! Raku-chan made a desperate prayer. (translaters note: onegaishimasu = please)

It was almost time for the fireworks. And Raku-chan's confession.

Soon, it would all reach its CLIMAX!!!~ UwaaAaAh!!!~

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Meanwhile... Back at teh Takoyaki Taiyaki stand...

Bokutachi-kun slunk into the Takoyaki Taiyaki stand, his groin jiggling slightly like a water bed gently rippling under the hefty girth of a patient from My 600-lb Life.

He had come here in search of his kawaii boyfriend, after finally shaking off the irritatingly tenacious Kaichou-san. That girl seriously needed to learn when to give up. You would have thought she was in love with Bokutachi-kun with how dedicated she was in pursuing him, if not for Bokutachi-kun's relationship with his lovely, sugoiful, kawaii boyfriend Hitoshi-san desu.

Sadly, it seemed like Hitoshi-san was not here. Bokutachi-kun sighed dramatically, turning back to the window from which he had entered in anticipation of once again squeezing his lithe frame and voluminous crotch through the narrow window when he noticed something.

It was pink. It was pretty. And most of all, it was........................ kawaii.

No, it wasn't Kirby. Or Jigglypuff. Or whatever other pink character you're thinking of.

It was.................................................................................................................

AN AISHITERU LETTERU!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????1/!!!!!!!!111

His interest piqued, Bokutachi-kun picked up the envelope. He loved snooping through other peoples stuff after all.

But then he noticed something. Written boldly in sparkly kawaii pink glitter glue were the words, "To Hitoshi-san!!! <3 <3 <3"

Bokutachi-kun's eyes narrowed into slits as he connected the dots in his head. Ripping open the envelope, he furiously read the letter and scowled as the situation became sickeningly clear to him.

Somewhere in Neko High School, there was a foolish baka that wanted to steal Hitoshi-san away from him. And if that uppity, absolutely brainless BAKA had the audacity to think that Hitoshi-san would ever have any kimochi feelings for anyone other than his sugoi boyfriend... well, let's just say they wouldn't be doing much thinking after Bokutachi-kun was through with them.

"You bastrad baka... trying to steal WATASHI'S BF?!?!!!!!???!!?!?!?!!!!!!!!11" Bokutachi-kun growled yanderely. "I'll throw you off the school roof be4 you even get the chance to confess ur pathetic little feelings!! NO ONE CAN LOVE HITOSHI_SAN EXCEPT ME!!!!1"

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