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MUM added Ana, Chloé, Ingrid, Stoff, and Mark

MUM: YOU FIVE AND LANDO, ESTEBAN, YUKI AND FERNANDO GET IN HERE

Leave us alone mum we want sleep :Ingrid

MUM: WELL THEN SHOULD YOU MAYBE NOT DRINK SO MUCH

Uhm... Chloé you take this one :Ingrid

Ingrid is offline

Chloé: KID NO COME BACK! YUKI YOU TAKE THIS ONE!

Chloé is offline

SUSHI: YOU! ESTIE YOU TAKE THIS ONE

SUSHI is offline

BESTIE: Tf NO STOFF YOU TAKE THIS SHIT

BESTIE is offline

Stoff: WHAT NO! LANDO

Stoff is offline

BABY COW: DREAM ON STOFFEL! DAD!

 BABY COW is offline 

Mark: Fernando Love you explain this 

Mark is offline

Old ass bitch: Ehm okay fuck you, all of you

MUM: EVERONE GET BACK HERE

Everyone are online

MUM: Someone explains NOW

Soooooooooooo :Ingrid

Chloé: Soooooooooooo

Ana: Soooooooooooo

Old ass bitch: Jesus! So it started out with Chloé inviting Ingrid out with us to grab some drinks

And what a good idea that was :Ingrid

Chloé: Agreed

Mark: And I was taking care of everyone 

So that's why you had a drink in hand when I arrived with Stoff, emotional support? :Ingrid

Mark: Yes

BESTIE: ANYWAYS! I was standing with Ingrids drink when she arrives bc Chloé who originally was standing with it, was flirting hard with some guy at the bar who wanted to buy her a drink

Chloé: OI! I WAS NOT FLIRTING!

Jesus. ANYWAYS! I arrive and get my drink from Estie so he could with Nando remove that ugly ass guy from Chloé, while they did that I had a lovely talk with Yuki about him opening a resturant, which I'm very suportive of. He then heads back to Stoff while I head over to Esteban, Mick, Chloé and Lando, Chloé was in the middle of taking a picture of them when I arrive, she sends it to me, Chloé then leaves to talk with Yuki, Nando and Mark were making out somewhere idk I think and texts me to steal Estebans drink and get over to her so we can share it, I steal it and head over to her until I see ARTHUR AND ANA in a corner MAKING OUT #busted. When they stop making out Ana looks in Chloés direction and suddenly drags Arthur with her towards Chloé, me being the perfect friend warns Chloé, so she heads over to Estie and Mick since Stoffel and Lando went to the fucking dance floor. Chloé tells me to hide with them so I do exactly that. Ana then spots ME so me and Stoff run towards the car to save our arses while Chloé gathers everyone so we can hide on the family boat, when she arrives she then texts me she LOST Yuki! Me and Stoff find him in a corner crying about missing Pierre, very sweet but also very sad. We then get to the boat and next us is KIMI'S BOAT parked with MAX, CHARLES AND KIMI ON IT tf!? We then talk about how our nights went, me and Estie telling them there was a STRIPPER all over him, Estie being the good guy he is pushed her away. I told them I had tasted Vodka and Whisky. Thanks to Max and Kimi, thats pretty much it I think. This is the very beutiful picture

 This is the very beutiful picture

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:Ingrid

Chloé: Yeah sounds right

MUM: I-

SIR: Wha- 

DAD: I'm proud of you Ingrid! You too Chloé

Thank you dad :Ingrid

Chloé: Thank you Kimi 

DAD: Always kids

BIG DICK ENERGY: Why didn't you invite me🥺

Sorry Danny, next time I promise :Ingrid

MUM: NO THERE WILL NOT BE A 'NEXT TIME'!

DAD: See it like I do Kulta, Ingrid didn't hook up with anyone

Mark: And Chloé didn't either so why are a 'next time' not allowed Seb?

MUM: I-

CHARLES SLUT: I AM VERY PROUD INGRID! YOU HAVE TASTED VODKA AND WHISKY AND YOU ARE ONLY 13

DANISH FIN: I AGREE WITH MAX

OH YEAH CONGRATS ON THE WIN MAX! I'M A PROUD LITTLE SISTER  :Ingrid

CHARLES SLUT: Thank youuuu <3

MUM: I-

SIR: Wha-

Toto Wolff: GREAT JOB KIDS ME AND CHRISTIAN ARE SO SO PROUD! The other team bosses too!

Toto Wolff is offline 

WAIT HE SAID 'ME AND CHRISTIAN' AND THEN MENTIONED THE OTHERS :Ingrid

Christian Horner: No he didn't

Christian Horner is offline

Wha- TF!? :Ingrid

CHARLES SLUT: HUH!?

Chloé: No I'm out

Ana: 👀

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Creds to @MmePenguin and @f1_and_books for this chapter you are both amazing people even tho I havent met you

Thank you @MmePenguin for an amazing night and being a wonderful writer but mostly sister figure and good friend

Thank you @f1_and_books for AMAZING reactions and being a wonderful writer but mostly sister figure and good friend

Thank you @sternenstaub- for in a differnt book I'm reading for making me smile at our 'conversations' in the comment section

Thank you @charley_122005 for also making funny comments in my Max book, they always make me smile, a new chapter is on its way

Thank you @V-VERSTAPPENS you make an amazing Max Verstappen book, you definitely make my day when you update or respond to me and Sternenstaubs crazy comments

And lastly thank you everyone who reads this book or any of the other books it really makes me happy reading comments or seeing people vote on a chapter

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