Life would be a cream

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berry's p.o.v:  I woke up this mornin, and stared into the ceeling.... and i wonderedned to myself why.. why am i still next to this horrendous womam???? like wasn't giving her the blooming flowers and delicious honey and they amazing nights of her life.. FILLED WITH MY SELF COMPOSED JAZZ PIEACES not enough? :(  AM I NOT ENOUGH??? 

ANYWAYS :0 i got up and gave a big fantastic glorious fart so that Vanessa Bloome would know how much she will miss me, before i went to get milk and leave me and her children, dora the explora, ragina goreoge and thomas the thank engine.

U KNOW WHAT, I AM SO SICK OF DORA BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL EVERYTIME, WE HAVE BREKAFAST. "CAN U SPOT MY DADDY'S BIG CAKE?"- DORA. NO BISH, THEY CAN'T OKAY? :( I JUST GOT MY BBL REMOVED, CUZ IT WAS JUST TOO BIG, TOO BIG FOR ME TO LIE IN BED. T^T 

I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. IM GONNA GET MILK NOW 



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