Love at first hot take.

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berrry p.o.v: i was walking in the park, leasurislurkty when i saw, the most gorgeous, handsome, delichish, beautifully disgusting green creature, that ever walked on earth. 

I thought to approch it, and say h-h-hi uwu.  but idk.. im not like other bees, berry chan was just too shy. HOWEVER, I PLUCKED UP THE CURRAGE AND APPROCHED IT.

HE WAS REALLY HOT. H.O.T.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zaddy shrek's P.O.V:  I saw this buzzing bee looking at me. I thought he was so hot. and he approched me and said hi. 

so i said hi back, scince i was a cringe malinieal, i sharted singing the i walked into a coffee shop song. i hope he liked it i thought. i asked... "whats up, and ur name?"

"its berry chan" he said. 

W.O.W he is so hot. SO MUCH HOTTER THAN FIONA.

WANNA GO BACK TO MY SWAMP??? IT SMELLLS LIKE ONIONS. 

"HECK YEAH"- BERRY 

PEPPA PIG WHO WAS SECRETLY STALKING THEM NARRATED THE EVENTS THAT HAPPNED NEXT.

PEPPA: THEN THEY MADE PASSIONATE LOVE. 

THE END. 

author's note

hope yall enjoyed it. sorry i had to rush it cuz icba anymore. but if u like really really enjoyed it, GET HELP. 

shrekmeo x berryliet (Berry bee benson x shwerk)Onde histórias criam vida. Descubra agora