the passionate love between 2 unlikely characters......
credits to all the artists... who took any of the photos and drew all the pics for the covers of my chapters.. I got them form google.. just look up shrek x berry bee benson art. and james ch...
shrek pov: I walked into my bedroom, after an exhausting day of flexing myself for others.. like the ginger bread man. Its just so hard being so amazing. i love myself, just how oli london does.
ANYWAYS... I WALKED INto the bedroom only to find, FIOna and LoRd FaRqUaAd wreastling in the bed.. if u know what i mean.....
I SCREAMED!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UGH.
OMG LOOK AT HER BUTT. what the heck finoa??? how could u?? after all i gave u??.. The hot bod, the hot breath, the hot take. After all that u still would choose shorty over me?? I FLEX my hot bod for a living!!!!!! I AM THE MOST SHREKEXYEST OGRE ALIVE.
I ALMOST BLEW UP LIKE A HOT AIR BALLON.. AND ALMOST LOOKED LIKE JAMES CHARLES WHEN HE WAS PREGNANT... I YELLED " GET. OUT. OF. MY. SWAMP" I breath a hot firery breath was beads of sweat came down my hot sexy bod.
"but pookie bear" said fiona.. "we were just restling like its. not hwat u think"
"OH I KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE" EXSQUEEZE ME" "YOU'VE BEEN EYING HIM UP AND DOWN SINCE ME AND U GOT MARRED AND U TURNED INTO AN OGRE." " I KNEW U REGREATTED IT."
NOW I WILL SAY IT AGAIN. GET OUT OF MY F ING SWAMP.
she got out and left. a stream of tears fell dwon form my face. i need and walk and wanted one. so i went to the nearest park.
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