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                                                             [ Incorrect quote #1 ] 

[ Note: These might be out of character-   ]

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Dazai: -Talks bad about Chuuya but he's really just in denial-

Chuuya: If you can't handle a heart like mine, don't waste your time me.

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Dazai: Bap bap bap bap bap bap bap- 

Chuuya: WTF- 

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Dazai: -enters Chuuya home- 

Chuuya: Not today Satan! -Push's him out with a broom- 

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Dazai: calls his 'chibi' 

Chuuya: doesn't pick up

Dazai: calls many times

Chuuya: finally picks up

Chuuya: what

Dazai: Finally my chibi picks up~ 

Chuuya: yes now what is it.

Dazai: Um..what if I told you that I..may or may not have...

Chuuya: get to the point 

Dazai: my my does chibi really wanna know~? 

Chuuya: I will hang up 

Dazai: Okay okay- uh..

Chuuya: . 

Dazai: flooded the house..? 

Chuuya: ...

Chuuya: You did what.

Dazai: Okay love you bye~! 

Dazai: hangs up

Chuuya: . 

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Yes ik a lot of it's out of character but I like em- 

Bye! -Rei 💜

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