✯ That One Guy That's Probably Set Your House On Fire- ✯

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by -ClaSsyMurderTeddy_

by -ClaSsyMurderTeddy_

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My cousin requested this, soo-
_0ld-But-G0ld_

I love drawing him so much-

I also suCk at full body crAp-

✯ Golden Freddy literally has the perfect depiction of a 'reSting biTch Face'-
Like-
He likes you or not, it looks like he haTes you-

✯ Due to that black suBstaNce just, leAking from every open point in his suit, his hands are also alWays stained with the stuff after he wipes it off-
Not that it stoPs the flOw or anything-

✯ His endo absolutely haTes him, and pretty much forces his parts to just, seem like they drOop to the point it looks like if he moVes, they'll fall oFf-
Bonnie's even joKed about him meLting, and had gotten set on fiRe as a result-

✯ He's suCh an oDd creature, and very tWo-faced-
Seeing as, one day, he can just be, this random eniGma, and others, he's an absolute menAce-

✯ A die-hard pyromaniac-

✯ He's been known to shout obscenities at employees in Russian, before flipping them off and vaNishing, never to be seen again-
He also may or may not liGht them on fiRe beforehand-

✯ At times, he's too laZy to even waLk, so he just, telepOrts-
In those cases, he finds immense joy in appearing behind Bonnie and teRrifyiNg the latter-

✯ He has a biT of a temper at times, and had fluNg a table at Foxy before- :^
He'll do it agAin, too-

✯ All in all, he's a bit of a vioLent being-

✯ He has a secret stash of gasoline, and oftentimes tries at dousing the kitchen in it, even when he'd been aNned from entering that room as a whole-

✯ The employees at this point, are allowed to use fiRe extinguishers against him on siGht-
This actually manages to deter him, as .. his inner mechanisms don't enJoy that-

✯ He has a severe fear of blood-

✯ He does have a small niCk on his ear, but where the heCk he earned it, only he knows-

✯ He's not afraid to slAp you-

✯ He's been known to hurl his microphone at unsuspecting costumers at full force-
Two or moRe had been hospitalized because of this, and even more have been concussed-

✯ He should nOt have access to explosives, and yet, he claims to have hidden one in the kitchen-
I think he just finds a concerning amount of jOy watching the humans scraMble around in a sad attempt in finding where he could have possibly hiDden it-

✯ He bites-

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