(Sung to the tune of Irving Berlin's song "There's No Business Like Show Business" from Annie Get Your Gun)
There's no business like no business
With no business, I'm broke
A lot of people I know are bailin
Hear that many businesses are failin
Guess it's time to borrow more
Fewer people comin through the door
There's no business like no business
But I'm hopin for more
In the bank, irony flash,
I'm asked to wear a mask
Just like the Twilight Zone
I must be in the cast
No loan, lost home and motor car
The end is here at last
Thinking about gettin off the grid
There's no business like no business
And with no business, I'm broke
Ain't much business no mo!
Masked mass panic
Now Putin's off his meds
Tax man's hoverin
All I need's the Feds!
Merchandise, employees, computer and the bills
Thinkin about blowin this town
But, relocation, no vacation, and it's time for my pills
Shouldn't drink and drive
That'd be dumb
Sad closing when customers don't come
There's no business like no business
Got no business no mo!
Cleaned out the shop
I'm done, so now I'm lockin the door
