*pibby wakes up in the basement, she has no idea what's going on*
pibby: whuh- where am I? ...b-bunbun?
*she sees bunbun sitting down in the corner, other than his glitched eyes, he is perfectly fine.*
bunbun: pibby? there you are!
*pibby confusingly looks at bunbun*
pibby: so... uh, where are we?
bunbun: don't ask me, i just woke up and found myself here, i was the first to get here, i guess you're the second to arrive
*suddenly the two find a note on the ground*
bunbun: pibby, is that a note?
*pibby picks up the note and reads*
the note:
𝒽𝑒𝓎, 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝓂𝑒, 𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓇𝒸𝑜𝓃𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓉𝓈 !! 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓇𝓈𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 , 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓃'𝓉, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒷𝒶𝒷𝓁𝓎 𝒻𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝑒 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓁' 𝓁𝒶𝓉𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑒!𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓅𝓅𝓁 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓃𝑔𝑒, 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝒶𝓈𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝑜𝓇. 𝒾𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝓅𝑒𝓃 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎 𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓈. 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌, 𝓈𝑜 𝒾 𝒶𝒹𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝒶 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒! 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓁𝓊𝒸𝓀!!
bunbun: a challenge? i love challenges!
pibby: i dont know... it may be dangerous, we still don't know what we're going to face
bunbun: relax, you'll be fine!! i'll use my powers to protect you!! *hugs pibby*
pibby: *smiles at bunbun* really? oki...*nervous* idk how long we're gonna wait here, other than you and me, there seems to be no one here-
*suddenly star lightness and AG teleport there*
pibby: ...never mind.
star: uhh, AG, where are we?
AG: idk... hey, isn't that pibby from the preschool show you like to watch?
pibby: well yes, hi...
star: hewo!!
AG: uh, hello i guess!
*pibby sees their usernames.*
pibby: uh, anyways, i think you should see this note
bunbun: yeah, it has some info on it *hands note*
*the two slays look at the note*
AG: oh hell naw... this is giving me serious squid game vibes.
star: let's just open the basement door early, i think author wouldn't mind
*the four slays go to the door. they start trying to open it, but it's shut tight.*
star: rats! it seems to be locked
pibby: but there isn't a lock anywhere
AG: it's not locked, it just seems to be lodged tight. it's called "door... system..." or some shit.
star: hey AG, kids are reading!!
AG: ok, ok, i meant poopoo, not the s-word, k??
*suddenly the ground rumbles*
bunbun: oh no. it's happening. more ppl...
AG: god... it's... countryhumans?!
*canada appears, he falls flat to the ground*
pibby: *looks at watch* he's asleep, it's literally 9:00 at night rn
AG: yea... hey, a note dropped!
the 4 slays rush to it, not caring about canada, which is quite rude, but he's asleep, so it's fine
the note:
𝓱𝓮𝔂, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓮, 𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓰𝓪𝓲𝓷!𝔂𝓪'𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓰𝓸 𝓼𝓵𝓮𝓮𝓹 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽, 𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓹𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓯𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮𝓫𝔂 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓼 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓮, 𝓲 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓮𝓼 𝓿.𝓲.𝓪 𝓷𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓴?
pibby: ohk, gn guys
AG: yeah, im tired
star: let's go sleep.
*the four suddenly sees mattresses fall on the floor*
AG: oh look, author provided some mattresses for us to sleep on
bunbun: cool! gn everybody!!
*star, bunbun and AG go to sleep*
pibby: hmm... i wonder what challenge we are going to do? *lies on the mattress and dozes off
word count: 513
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damn it, we're all dead meat - multifandom novel
Humor"we're doomed, aren't we ?" tanjiro looks at the furry with coral hair and yellow fur. "we're more than that. we're dead meat..." she replies. multifandom crap i made, don't mind the cover, i'm working on it
