damn it, we're all dead meat - multifandom novel

2 : 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕤

*pibby wakes up, bunbun is hugging her tight* 

*she sees a grandfather clock near some boxes. it is 10 a.m in the morning.*

*pibby pats bunbun on the head, waking him up*

bunbun: *looks at pibby with a sparkle in his glitchy eyes*: good morning, friend!!

pibby: hi!

bunbun: look, a lot of people have arrived

*there is a lot of fandoms there, there is

tanjiro, nezuko, zenitsu, inosuke, and some demons,

america, canada, malaysia, indo, philly, singa, ue, uk, russia, germany, nato,

kittydoll, kitty, sashley, catty, rosie, chill, crazedcake,

emily, rose, ariana, star, zero, some others,

sdccraft, vashan0217,  mishagamer, 

cyan, hal, cube, gold, iris, cyanide, citren, tsavorite, pentagon, dub, and the big blue triangle i cant write the name of due to autocorrect,

apple, cherry, grape, mochi, icecream, orange, 

krew, socks crew, the dream smp, ldshadowlady, aphmau

percy jackson and annabeth,

harry, hermione and ron, draco and luna

steve and alex (must mention these two)

melira and alloy boy

jin, rm, jungkook, the bts

jennie, rose, lisa and jisoo , the blackpink

and some others..*

Pibby notices a stage in the middle of the basement, it wasn't there last night..

Pibby sees some people on the stage...

My POV:

I noticed Pibby looking at me and my friends, she seems to be the first person to wake up. I call her name out, "Pibby!!" and she comes toward to me.

"Huh? You called?"

I ask her to help me wake up the other contestants , she goes with bunbun and does so

canada: ugh.. where are we?

zenitsu: idk, wait where is NEZUKO-CHAN?????????

nezuko: ??

tanjiro: thank god my sis is here

muzan: *appears* hello tanjiro.

I reach out with creator powers and proceeds to use funny memes to distract muzan

me: hey don't kill each other  

muzan: no hehe

ame: what the hell

apple: cherry where the juice are we

cherry: idk. but for now imma simp for socksfor1

socks: no.

i hand out notes to the contestants..

muzan: huh??? a challenge???

tanjiro: hghghghgh...

violet: tanjiro stop making funny noises!!

tanjiro: no u gotta read the note then you'll understand

violet: huh??? WAIT WHAT-

the note:

𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸 𝓼𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓼! 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮!! 𝓘𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓮𝓹𝓲𝓬 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 𝓯𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓾𝓹𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓼. 𝓘𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓮𝔁𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰! (𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝔂𝓮𝓼. ) 𝓐𝓷𝔂𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼, 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼, 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓮, 𝓱𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓪𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭. 𝓘𝓽 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓱𝓾𝓻𝓽, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓭𝓲𝓮. 𝓢𝓸, 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓴! (𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓸 𝔀𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸𝓸) 

america: ...corrupted versions of yourselves?

nezuko: ...0_0

tanjiro: don't worry sister, i will protect you

nezuko: ^v^

pibby: darn...

uk: hey , the door is opening!

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*the basement door opens, revealing a big mansion*

AG: uh, who's house is this?

me (author): it's a clone of singapore's house

malaysia: darn singa your house is big!

singa: hehe :) thanks

AG: hmm where should we go first

me: according to the game we must go to the guest bedroom first

*the contestants go upstairs to the living room*

philly: hey indo do you hear that??

indo: no...?

me: philly what did you hear

philly: idk.. a sort of laugh.. it kinda sound like america

america: i'm not laughing tho.. my phone is not here so i cant search funny unclean memes

me: ayo?!?1

america: shh... dont tell britain that i read funny memes about him

*suddenly everyone hears ame's laugh*

jay sze: hey ame be quiet or you're gonna get us hurt... yn corrupted ppl have ears too...

america: wdym, im not laughing...

*suddenly the contestants hear footsteps*

Suddenly America stops.

Everyone stops what they're doing, and they look at the stairs to the bedrooms.

They see another America, his eyes red, his NATO shirt stained with what I think is blood.