Skeleton: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or burning people's houses?
Wither: I don't think that's very safe-
Skeleton: As if you can talk.
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Zombie: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
Pigman: Dude?
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(Used this before but oh well)
Wither: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Skeleton: >:O language.
Enderman: Yeah watch your fucking language.
Zombie: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ENDERMAN THE FUCK WORD?
Pigman: 'The fuck word'.
Herobrine: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Enderman: Oh my god he censored it.
Pigman: Say fuck, Teach.
Enderman: Do it, Teach. Say fuck.
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Herobrine: I CAN'T DO IT! HE CAN'T BE STOPPED!
Skeleton, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Herobrine: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.
Enderman: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T STOP HIM WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T STOP HIM WITHOUT US.
Herobrine:
Herobrine: I appreciate it,
Herobrine: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Zombie: Wither's off the rails.
Herobrine: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Pigman: Teach we gotta-
Herobrine: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Herobrine: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Herobrine, motioning to Wither, who was currently chugging a gallon of gasoline for shits and giggles: NOT FUCKING THIS! WITHER!!
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Enderman: Just be yourself.
Wither: 'Be myself'? Ender, I have one day to win Skeleton over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Zombie: Couple weeks.
Pigman: Six months.
Herobrine: Jury's still out.
Wither: See, Ender?
Wither: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Herobrine: Wither... How do I begin to explain Wither?
Skeleton: Wither is flawless.
Zombie: I hear he's wanted by the Players dead for $10,000.
Pigman: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Skeleton: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Zombie: What. Why'd he do that?
Skeleton: Let's not talk about that.
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Monster School Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction(Yoinked from generator 🤭) edited some to make them fit in with my au.
