*PURE WITHER X SKELETON FUTURE IN THIS ONE*
Wither: Okay, I'm going to get the wedding cake.
Skeleton: Perfect, while you do that I'll check on the ring bear.
Wither:
Wither: You mean ring bearER, right?
Skeleton:
Wither: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Wither: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organised.
Skeleton: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Wither: That one. I want that one.
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Wither, very sarcastically: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Skeleton: This is a lie.
Skeleton: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Skeleton: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
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Zombie: Remember, Skeleton, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Skeleton: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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Skeleton: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Wither: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Skeleton: I'm gonna need you to stop talking now.
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Skeleton: I think I'm falling for you.
Wither: Then get up.
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Skeleton: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Wither: Wow. They sound stupid.
Skeleton: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Wither: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Skeleton: I guess you're right. Hey Wither, I love you.
Wither: See! Just say that!
Skeleton: Holy fucking shit.
Wither: If that flies over their head then, sorry Skeleton, but they're too dumb for you.
Skeleton: Wither.
Wither: They're clearly too dumb for you.
Skeleton: Wither.
Wither: You should go out with me instead.
Skeleton: With- excuse me what.
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Skeleton: I'm in love with you.
Wither: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Skeleton: I know.
Wither: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Skeleton, absentmindedly: I love you.
Wither, not paying attention: What was that?
Skeleton, panicking: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Skeleton, deciding to try again: I want to kiss you.
Wither, who thought he misheard: What?
Skeleton, once again panicking: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Wither: Are you trying to seduce me?
Skeleton: Why, are you seducible?
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Skeleton: We both look very handsome tonight.
Wither, slightly annoyed: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."
Skeleton, decidedly: I couldn't take that chance.
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Skeleton: Are you ready to commit?
Wither: Like, a crime or a relationship?
Wither: Cause I can do both-
Skeleton: nO-
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Skeleton: Did it hurt when you fell-
Wither: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Skeleton: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Wither:
Skeleton: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Wither: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Skeleton: I wrote you a poem.
Wither, already crying: You did?
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Wither: I owe you one.
Skeleton, shrugging: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Wither: This date is boring!
Skeleton: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Wither: Then why did you invite me?
Skeleton: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said "fuck you Skeleton I'll do whatever I want"!
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*Wither and Skeleton texting*
Skeleton: I love you <3
Wither: Awwwwwwww-
Wither: I love you too, babe<3
Skeleton: Wait...
Skeleton: WHAT'D YOU DO?!
Wither: Nothing
Skeleton: Then why'd you add the heart, when that's my thing
Wither: Because I love you so much!
Skeleton: No, you only ever add the heart when you do something bad
Wither: Uhhhhhhhhh...
Skeleton: Wither, what'd you do?
Wither: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Skeleton: WHAT DID YOU DO?!-
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Skeleton: Can you cut me some slack, Wither? I'm sort of in love.
Wither: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Skeleton: I'm in love with you.
Wither: Oh. That brings me in the loop a little, doesn't it?
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Wither: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Wither: Three words.
Skeleton:
Skeleton: Marry me.
Wither: That's two words dumbass!
Wither: But it's okay because I'll still be yours.
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Fanfiction(Yoinked from generator 🤭) edited some to make them fit in with my au.
