Wither, with a very straight face: Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you're prepared for the reaper cushions.
Zombie: Reaper cushions?
Herobrine: Repercussions.
Zombie: Ohhhhhhhh.
Zombie:
Zombie: What does that mean?
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Skeleton: A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Pigman: Ain't a dialogue a conversation?
Skeleton, audibly sighing: I want you to think it over very carefully. Tree. Dialogue.
Pigman: Hmmmm...
Pigman: I still don't get it.
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Wither: What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can't be found.
Creeper: Isn't your dad dead?
Wither:
Wither: *Leaves the room without another word
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Wither: It's important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Zombie: Funny, I don't know what half of those words mean.
Herobrine: You just have a really fucked up past, don't you?
Wither: Like you can talk.
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Slime: When does a joke become a dad joke?
Zombie: Hey, I know this one! When it becomes apparent!
Slime: No. It's when it leaves you and never comes back.
Zombie: Oh.
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Wither: See Zombie, you're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Zombie: Thanks Wither!
Zombie:
Zombie: Hey, wait-
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Wither: "I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Enderman:
Enderman: Istg if you're referring to my father's funeral, I will commit an act of murder.
Wither: *muffled laughter
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Pigman: Never break someone's heart, they only have one of those. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Zombie: Jokes on you, most my bones are already broken!
Skeleton: *Panicking in a corner
Wither, holding a frying pan: Don't you ever come near us ever again.
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Zombie: Why are friends a lot like snow? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Creeper: Excuse me, what-
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Pigman: Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Skeleton: I feel targeted-
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Monster School Incorrect Quotes
Fanfiction(Yoinked from generator 🤭) edited some to make them fit in with my au.
