I walked into HotTopic and stole an Invader Zim hat. the Goth police followed me as I ran away on one of those mall thingies that kids ride on in the mall (it twas angry birds themed bc why not)
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"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, FOOLISH EARTH MONKEY!!!!!!" I screamed before crashing into a soft pretzel stand.
The goth police took me into custody and took away my hat which made me cry and scream and stuff.
they put me in mall jail and I sat in the corner watching a pirated version of Lego Monkie Kid whilst I discussed the philosophical implications that Rottmnt and Danny Gonzalez had on humanity,
the goth police came out and asked me if I knew anyone who would pay a fee to get me out. And I gasped for I was offended that one could even think to place a price on moi.
"Ik someone," I dialed up Y/n and to my honest surprise they answered.
"Wtf do u want now?"
"bail me out of jail and pay money to the jail please."
"HOW'D YOU GET IN- I'm not even gonna ask...how much is the fee?"
"$5.00," the goth police said.
"I AM WORTH MORE THAN $5!!!!!" I shouted.
"Dude- you're not helping yourself."
"MAKE IT $12.08!!"
"why that specific?" both of them asked. I shrugged my shoulders.
I handed the goth police a coupon to a Waffle House in Cleveland and walked out of the bars that were wide enough for me to walk out of.
The goth police stared at me as a tear ran down his face. "Thank you..." He then evaporated into sparkly glitter.
