UNLESS [Onceler X Reader]

~~Thneed~~

Onceler: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Y/N: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Without thinking twice, you launch a punch to the object beside you

Onceler: Ow!

Your eyes widen and you cover your mouth in shock

Y/N: Oh my- I'm so sorry!

Onceler groans and rubs his nose in pain. He gives you an annoyed glance

Onceler: Okay. Uh... What are you- uh, I-

His head then trails to the side and he is dumbfounded

His brows then lower at the sight he is seeing

Onceler: Question, what are they doing here?

You turn your head to face the animals, who were all sleeping in random places of the tent

You turn your head to awkwardly face Onceler

Y/N: I, uh... Let them in?

Onceler: Okay okay

He says calmly, then takes a deep breath in as he smiles

Onceler: And, uh... Follow up if I may... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?

Your eyes widen at his outburst

Y/N: You mean, you don't remember what happened last night?

Onceler: Oh! I remember what happened last night! You put my bed in the river, and I nearly went down a waterfall- Wait, my bed...

Onceler looks down at the bed he's sleeping in then looks back to you with a confused gaze

Onceler: Wha- How? How is my bed here!?

Y/N: We went to town to get you a new one, remember?

Onceler furrows his eyebrows, but then he looks up in thought

Onceler: Wait, you're right, we did... But if I can recall, I had no money, so how...?

Then his eyes widen. A stressful look now present on his features

Onceler: Wait don't tell me you actually...?

Y/N: Um... Yeah, we kinda stole the bed...

Onceler: WE?

Onceler looks to you in disbelief then he puts his hands to his face and groans

He looks back to you, and holds your shoulders

Onceler: What else happened?

You could feel your face warming up again as you thought about the "sleep" incident, and you avoided his gaze

Y/N: Well, we-

Onceler: No no no no! We didn't...?

You look back at him, and see his worried face. Your eyes widen at what he might have been hinting at

Y/N: Oh, no. NO! GEEZ NO! Nothing happened between us last night

Onceler: Oh phew!

Y/N: But you did kinda... pull me next to you in bed...

Onceler: Wait... I did?

You nod, and you see Oncelers face go an familiar shade of pink

But he quickly snaps out of it, and his face goes back to one of annoyance