Down With the Deals (Bill Cipher x Reader) [Discontinued]

Chapter 31: Crazy Hazy (Part Two)

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You keep drinking your drink, and you say, "Ima find... Mabel." You noticed that you slurred your words even more than before. You felt incredibly sick like you wanted to throw up, but you couldn't. Everything looked hazy. The lights made your vision look weird. What is this?

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You made it over to Mabel. She was wearing a white dress with fluffy white wings. You stumbled over your own feet. When you got to Mabel you suddenly bumped into her shoulder with your shoulder. Mabel looked back and saw what, to her, would look like a random stranger with a tophat bumping into her. She yelled out, "Hey! Watch where you're going!" You turned to look at her. You could only make out that she was wearing lots of white glittery makeup, and she had white tips on her long brown hair. You say, "Oh, hey M-Mabel... I was looking for you!" Mabel paused, "Y-Y/N? What are you doing dressed like that isosceles monster?" You paused and laughed, "You picked up on who I was much sooner than your brother." Mabel sighed, "Why are you acting so sluggish?" You chuckled, "I'm what..?" Mabel pushed you away, yet you grabbed onto her shoulder with your left hand. You were now facing her directly. Mabel asked out of the blue, "Y/N?" You suddenly comment, "Mabel, I feel incredibly sick, I want to throw up..." Mabel shouted in disbelief, "ARE YOU OKAY?" You paused at the awful feeling in your throat before answering, "I-I think someone spiked the punch bowl with alcohol..."

Mabel gasped, "What!? Wait... ARE YOU DRUNK!?" You laugh it off before slurring, "Perhaps..." Mabel grabbed your wrist and said, "I'm going to inform the others! I'll take care of that! You go on the stage and inform the crowd!" Mabel ran to Wendy and Dipper and started telling them what happened. It was inaudible to you, because of your drunken state and the loud music. Their faces dropped in shock. Mabel told them the plan on how to take care of the whole punch bowl situation. Wendy and Dipper nodded.

You hardly walk over to the stage. You bumped into stuff and tripped over your own feet. Soos was there DJing some cool music. You walk over to him. Soos notices you and says, "Hey, dude! Do you like the party so far?" You say to Soos, gagging at the taste in your mouth, "Yeah, I'm here on Mabel's business to make an announcement..." Soos says, "You okay, dude? You're slurring your words together a lot. Like... A lot..." You nod, even though the answer was obviously no. Soos stops the music.

People stare at each other in confusion. They muttered their thoughts to each other. You hear people, "Why did the music stop?" "I don't know." "Is everything going to plan?" "What happened?"

You walk up on the stage formally. You hear people gasp at you and your costume. They muttered to each other even more. You clear your throat, "Ahem. Hello, is everyone having a great time?" The audience paused before cheering loudly. You noticed as you made your announcement your voice was much louder. Like you were talking into a microphone. You also noticed that your voice had a bit of an echoey electronic effect. It was barely noticeable, but you noticed it. You continue speaking, "It has been found out that someone had spiked the punch bowl with alcohol, the situation is currently being taken care of." You looked over and saw Ford with a drink. He glanced at it and then spit out the drink. He coughed a little before throwing away the whole cup in the trash. You finish up with, "Until further notice, do not consume any more punch." Dipper went around asking people to give him the drinks so he could throw them away. You coughed and gagged a little before going off-stage. You tripped over the stairs a little. The music continued back up. You mumbled, "I need to throw up..."

You walked behind the stage. You awkwardly stumbled as you couldn't keep your balance. You stumbled into the walls before noticing someone, Ford. You looked at him and drunkenly commented to him, "Hey, Sixer, can you lead me to the bathroom? I'm feeling sick..." Ford noticed your weird and sluggish behavior. He paused before it suddenly clicked to him, "Wait! Y/N? Was the reason you found out the punch bowl was spiked was because you got drunk!?" You slowly nodded and gagged a little. Ford considered something and then he asked, "Y/N, how many fingers am I holding up?" He put up both of his hands. Even though you were looking at them, you couldn't process it in your brain. "How am I supposed to know?" You said angrily. Ford jumped from surprise and yelled, "TWELVE! I'M HOLDING UP TWELVE FINGERS!" He grabbed you by your wrist and led you to the bathroom, "We need to get the alcohol out of your system, fast! I saw how you drank the whole cup of that vile stuff." You stumbled a little as you said, "Thanks..."