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Romance

Universitolary #1 An epistolary between the newly recruited growling tiger and a first year CICs student. • written with fun (2023)

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Gwapitos

Zyrnx:
@primo saw your tweet,
kausap mo na si miss salvador?

Primo:
Yes

Zyrnx:
wow buti di mo nakalimutan ichat

Primo:
I'm not going to keep her id
forever, zyrnx

Zyrnx:
Ano kamusta? Ganda ba?

Hugo:
cute niya ha. Morena—type mo.

Primo:
She's okay. Not my type.
Masyadong makulit tapos
ang gulo rin magtype.

Gio:
Paanong magulo?

Primo:
She shortens her words then adds
either a z or s. It doesn't make sense that
I needed help from yaya doreen pa to
translate her messages.

Gio:
HAHAHAHA sounds fun to me. I
remember my girlfriend. Ganyan rin siya
noon sa akin!

Hugo:
Parang hindi ka sanay? Ganyan rin
naman magtype si zynrx ha!

Zyrnx:
Eh ano bang pake niyo?

Primo:
basta not my type.

Gio:
kainin mo yang salita mo

Primo:
I'm serious, she's not my type

Zyrnx:
Ganyan din sinabi ni gio noon
HAHA tignan mo—2 years na sila
ni monica

Hugo:
Magulat ka, by the end of the season.
Si Miss Salvador na pala nagpapatibok
ng puso mo.

Gio:
Legit na magugulatin ka pa naman

Primo:
This is just nonsense. Mga issue!
Basta di ko type. End of story.

•••

Family

Mama:
Primo, I told you to not wear jewelries
when going out. Baka mabasag.

Primo:
Uno made me wear it.

Papa:
We're going home today, sumunod
ka next week.

Primo:
huh? I have a training, papa.

Papa:
Does an absent hurt?

Mama:
Its okay primo, I'll just talk to your dad.