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Zaddy 💦:
I haven't gotten your usual string of weird messages in a suspiciously long time

Did you die in an apartment fire

Me:
THAT WAS ONE TIME FUCK

& I got my period and the cramps have rendered me 94.7% dead 😇

Zaddy 💦:
Do you want me to order food to your house

Me:
That question was the same as a marriage proposal as far as I'm concerned

We stan a sympathetic man 😮‍💨

Zaddy 💦:
I'm confused as to whether that was a yes or no

Me:
Listen I'm an independent woman who don't need no man's money

But like it would be rude to refuse when you're basically forcing my hand here so I guess I have to accept 😭

Zaddy 💦:
Even mostly dead you get on my nerves

Me:
Minho I'm DYING

THESE CRAMPS ARE HELL

I wish you knew what menstrual cramps felt like

Zaddy 💦:
Maybe I've had one on accident

Me:

Me:

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