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Sebek: *Screams*
Ace: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Deuce: should we do something?
Grim: Nah, I want to see who wins.
[M]: 🍿🍿🍿
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Grim, banging on the door: [M]!! Open up!
[M]: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Ace: No, the cat meant-
Trey: Hush, let him finish.
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Ruggie: Leona isn't answering his phone..
[M]: I'll call him,
Jack: Ruggie and I have both tried six times, what makes you thi-
Leona, over the phone: Yeah?
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Seven reactions to being told 'I love you'
Deuce: Thank you!
Kalim: Awwww, you're so sweet!
Rook: I know.
Leona: *proceeds too ingore*
Idia: *Flustered mess and stuttering*
Ace: date me then!
[M]: As you should 💅
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Deuce: Time for plan F
Trey: Don't you mean plan B?
Ace: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. We had to skip over Plan C due to technical
difficulties.
Riddle: What about Plan D?
[M]: Plan D was that desperate disguise
attempt half an hour ago.
Ace and Trey in unison: What about Plan E?
Deuce: I'm hoping not to use it. Cater dies in
Plan E.
Cater: I like plan E.
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Ruggie: Can I be frank with you guys?
Jack: Sure, but i don't see how changing
your name is gonna help
[M]: *Raises hand* Can i still be [M]?
Leona: Shhh, let Frank speak
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Kalim: Truth or Dare?
Vil: Dare
Kalim: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in
this room
Vil: Hey Rook?
Rook, slightly blushing: Yeah?
Vil: Could you move? I need to get to Malleus
Malleus, shocked: M-me?!?
Vil: Yeah, could you move too? I need to get
to [M]
The entire group: Huh. fair enough.
or
Vil: Yeah, do you see that mirror over there?
*points to mirror* Could you please bring it to me? I need to kiss it.
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Jade: We need to distract them somehow
[M]: Leave it to me
[M]: Centaurus have six limbs and are
therefore an insect. Discuss!
Crowley and Crewel: *Immediately begin
arguing*
Azul, watching in horror: Oh, this. I don't
like this. I don't like this at all
Floyd: Seems pretty convenient to me 👍
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having 3
people on one motorcycle
Epel: Shit...
Deuce: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
[M]: OH MY FEATHERS! ACE FELL OFF!!! *panicking father bird noises*
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Floyd: Hey, what time is it?
[M]: I don't know; pass me that saxophone
and we'll find out.
[M]: *Plays sax loudly and somehow really well*
Azul: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE
SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!?!
Jade: It's 2am
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Malleus: [M] and I don't use pet names
Silver: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Malleus: Honey?
[M]: Yes, dear?
Malleus:
Lilia:
Sebek: D:
Silver: Don't you dare ever lie to our faces
ever again.
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[M]: Welcome to dating advice with [M].
Ace, what's your question?
Ace" How do you tell a girl (guy, we all know your gay) likes you-?
[M]: SHE DOESN'T! 😃
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Crewel: Epel has 19 crates of apples and he
gives [M]-
Grim: Wait! Why would Epel have 19 crates of apples?
Epel, carving apples: MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS GRIM
[M], watching Epel carve: This is fun!
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Types of people on a road trip:
Idia: *Vomiting from travel sickness*
Trey: * The caretaker of the travel-sick*
Vil: Hey guys! Welcome to my vlog!
[M]: *The driver that is tired of dealing
with the children's shenanigans*
Ruggie: *Eating all of the snacks*
Lilia: *Playing riddles and games for road
trips with the kids*
Grim: *Jumps out of the car through the
window because he saw a squirrel*
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I made this in school.
Slay 💅💅💃🕺💃🕺
See ya,
~ Judas Snickett ☆
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○•Oneshots and Scenarios•○ TWST x M!WINGED!READER
Fanfictionthis is like scenarios adjacent to the main book. NO TEACHERS ISTG request all you like, I love all the characters. <3 [M] will be the same [M] as my other book. With wings and stuff
