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Phanty: So bamber you're going on a date?

bamber: WGAT

Phanty: Pasha asked you out, right?

bamber: i have ino idea wahat you're talking about boo thang

hented guitar: fellow cringe I'm here and I'm in ukraine so crazy

john: *russian*

S0NIC130: I *really* shouldn't make this joke in this story that's a touchy subject for john

john: thank you (in russian)

bamber: so PASHA IS DOING WHTA

Pasha: im doing something?

Bamber: pash phanty says your asking me out???

Pasha: why would phanty tell you that

Phanty: uwu

S0NIC130: but you have a crush on her

pasha: I used to but i'm over that

bamber: PASHA BABY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME?

pasha: british uwu girls are cute

Britishphanty: uwu.

pasha: Phantom Eye You Are Not British Or A Girl

BritishPhanty: But I'm uwu, right?

Pasha: uwu

Phanty: uwu

bun: what am I watching

izumi: FEMBUN FEMBUN FEMBUN

bun: NO
I AM NOT A FURRY FEMBOY

Izumi:#fembun #furryfembum

bun: STOP

phanty: okay let's stop

izumi: never #fembum

Pasha: just don't go back to talking about my crush on bamber

S0NIC130: you so have a crush on bamber you persian dutch

pashie: i don't

bamber: boo thang it's alright i like you to

pashle: really??

bamber: NOPE 😂😂
unless....?

pedro pashcal: shure why not let's go on  date

bamber: okay where 😁

phantom: fly to the moon and play among the stars

sanic230: play a vidya game

izumi: go on a political date

bambuwu: ong whats a political date

izumi: it's like thanksgiving but every night and no turkey or other mass amounts of food
not that i know what thanksgiving is i'm not american

S0nic13o: *american*

everyone: *hates america*

s0nics1420: why am i here

ICameForPortalMod: Same

everyone: omg it's ICameForPortalMod :star_struck:

bamber: okay lets go on our date pashiepoo

pasha: yes my queen *chad memes up*

bamber: ssooooo bri'ish poli'ics innit

pasha: i totally get what you mean

*one make out sesh later*

sonic130: OMG MY PHANTY'S HOME OPT IS FINALLY CANON

pasha: shut the beep up wattpadding 'merican

phanty: what wattpad does to a man

izumi: can you even call him a man

bamber: @ sonic130 yes were very happy couple getting married in july

s0nic130: YEEAAAAAAHHHHH this is better than JAYA

snionc130: so it's like 02:12 i need to sleep GBYE

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