I'm back! also yo x alyx and silliness

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S0NIC130: I'm finally back

Bunb: you've been back for several weeks though

s0nic130: yeah but that's cuz you unbanned me

bun: i didn;t ban you??

s0nic: you got my account disabled

bup: no that wasn't me *sweating profusely*

sonic: oh okay

yo: yo

sonic420: yo it's him

alyx: Isn't he great 😍

bun: wait you two are emotes. how are you talking

yo: yo

alyx: he's so haw-
UUUHHH I MEAN eh

yo: yo?

sonci: OOOO HE'S GOT EXPRESSIONS

bamb: and :alyx: totally has a cruusshhh on hiimm :yo:

yo: yo

pashle: hey sonic i gotta tell you something

sonic:what  is it pashie

pashle: i'm the one who got your account disabled

sonic: *holding a gravity gun despite not having played half-life to pasha's head*

pashie: woah boy let's not get silly

sonic:you're gonna be s i l l y

poshi: NOO I DONT' WANNA BECOME SILLY

sinoc: SILLY

bun: did someone say my name?

pahsi: no

Psahi: wait are you silly

bon: i'm the silliest, littlest, homosexualiest, boykisserest, furriest femboy

everuone:...................................

sonic: i'm turning pasha silly

pash: NO

donic: HERE WE GO

byn: join me pasha! we can kiss boys together!

PASHA; SOUNDS COOL BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE SILLY

bambrt: OOOHH MAKE ME SILLY

sonci: YOU ALREADY KISS BOYS

bamber: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T BE SILLYFIED

onics: YES IT DOES YOU ARE A GIRL YOU CAN'T BE SILLY YOU'RE ALREADY A BOYKISSER WHO WHERES... MAID OUTFITS AND..... CAT EARS AND... THIGH HIGHS AND... OTHER GIRL CLOTHES BUT IT ISN'T (as) WEARD BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL

bamder: ok fine i get it :eyeroll:

nicso: ok now PASHA

yo: yo

pasha: what's that? you;ll be a shield for me, taking the shot and becomnig silly?

yo: yo

alyx: but yo... you'll change forever 😢😭😭😭😭😭

bun: wait a second.... why do you want pasha to become silly femboy so badly sonic??

sniffic: to get back at him for getting my account disabled

everyone: :raised_eyebrow: :sus:

sniccif: whatever *shoots pasha with gravity*

pasha: Hewwo evewyone!

bamb: NOOOO MY BOYFRIEND HAS TURNED INTO A BOYKISSER

pasha: haha just kidding :yo: took the blow for me

bun: why can't i take a blow...

bamber: phrasing

bun: HEY PASHA SAID IT FIRSt

pasha: sure but you made it worse

yowo: yowo!

alyx: nooooooo :,(((((((

sonic: my job here is done

baner: phrasing

sonc: ACGH-




sonic: okay since my only silly shot got taken by :yo: i guess I'll just *takes out butterfly knife and transforms back into spy*

spy:I vill kill you

pasha i mean heavy: OH NO HE THE SPY

spy: *slashes and stabs heavy*



bun scout: I got fried chicken

bamber: NO i only take pashies fried chicken :(

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