Into the Innit Dad-Verse

Goat Da- Nah Big Brother Buffbo

XD looked at the weird device with curiosity until he threw them at the dimension he sent the others as he opened a portal of a drunk goat

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Schlatt life was a simple one, not many desires 

Wake up, Drink, Pass Out, Work Out, Drink, Sleep Repeat 

Simple and Pathetic but Schlatt never cared until boom he had a son. The woman named him Tubbo and, well he had a shitty living condition for a child, so he left him in a box in the woods with his name written there.

Of course, he had regretted it, but he couldn't take care of a kid, so he hoped some soul found him as he drank more to forgetfulness 

Then, of course, he went to the Dream SMP an Alcoholic Dictator and woops another baby that he just named Tommy, a simple name and of course, a kid named Tubbo was his right hand. He took care of him. What could go wrong?

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Tubbo stared at the baby goat hybrid with love and affection, to his half – baby brother Tommy

Tubbo grabbed his communicator and called Wilbur while Schlatt was asleep, “Wilbur got news he's got a baby and well now it clears up, he's my father. I'm taking Tommy to Niki for her to take care of him” there were many messages coming from the com, but Tubbo didn't care and left him with Niki as she went into hiding. 

Tubbo looked at his messages and saw Wilbur was spamming him to let him see Tommy fat chance he's insane. Prime, knows what Wilbur would do with him as he went back with Wilbur

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Tommy never really knew his Dad. When he turned 5, all he knew was his big brother and his brother-in-law Ranboo in L'manburg which Tommy always called a Country in Water which was cool.

Of course, Tommy was still young, so he always relied on his big brother Tubbo which doesn't help much that Tommy is very shy.

So, here Tommy was walking with Tubbo around the city hiding behind his leg as his horns were small. He was still a foal

So now they entered a white building. Tommy never bothered remembering the name and just played with his toy cars as Tubbo talked to a fox person, a person with a beanie and his brother-in-law

And Tommy's stomach growled, so he pulled Tubbo leg “Tubby I hungy” he saw Tubbo sighed as he called Ranboo to take him somewhere to eat, which was a restaurant that was Vegan seeing as Tubbo and Tommy are vegetarian due to their hybrid side

“Wanboo, is Tubby okay? He always wooks tiwer?” Ranboo sighed at Tommy “He's stressed, especially after what they did to Techno. Don't worry Tommy you don't have to worry. We're building this house in snow, so you have somewhere fun to be”

Tommy's nose twitched but continued to eat his food worried 

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Tommy was now 10 and Tubbo was an adult nearing his 30s and so was Ranboo

Not to mention Tommy's nephew Michael, who was 3 and well Tommy was home alone with Michael since Tubbo said he had to get some fuel for something and Ranboo said he was busy

So, Tommy was outside making a snow bunny and there he saw a Pig, a Crow Man, Ranboo and Niki, his old babysitter

“Niki! Ranboo!” Tommy ran and hugged them both and looked at the new people “Oh hello Misters my name is Tommy Underscore” Tommy even did a little bow to show respect to his elders which only the crowman returned

“Hi, I'm Phil and this is my son Techno. anyway , we're here to investigate this place, so do you know who owns this country?” Tommy was confused “This isn't a country it's a home” Tommy said, but the pig named Techno scoffed “Yeah sure a home fine give a tour”

Tommy showed them their home and they gym area the pig man was eyeing like he thought it was some weapon area, but it was just Tubbo's gym area which Tommy called the “Tubbo Stress Area” since Tubbo uses this area to de-stress

And then the “classroom” which Techno though was some nuclear plant weapon creation, but it was simply some Robot Mr. Dude made for Tommy called Teacher Nook, who taught Tommy basic school and reading.

He saw Mr. Phil and Mr. Techno, we're both having different thoughts, Then he showed them the yard which he saw Mr. Phil liking his snow sculptures and Mr. Techno got irritated.

As he ended the tour, Mr. Techno went to him with a face, “So tell me mini government how do you know Ranboo?” Tommy's nose started to twitch as he stepped back! 

His blood started to pump, his breathing as shortening even, so Tommy's eye went to Ranboo, who did the shush motion meaning no telling “He's my sitter he looks after me.” Mr. Techno didn't like that answer and drew his axe near his neck.

Tommy's eyes were shaking, so were his hands, He felt like his body was shutting down and running out of air until Mr. Phil grabbed Mr. Techno wrist “Techno we agreed on no hurting children” Techno grunted as he left. 

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Tubbo and Ranboo came home and Tommy hugged them both well-tried with his big brother

That gym he had was destroyed 8 times wasn't a fit of rage (usually) Tubbo was swole, buffbo, strongbo but Tommy didn't care about it, but he always saw his brother struggle to find shirts his size now due to his muscles, but he thinks Tubbo is happy with himself (or the very least Tubbo never calls himself weak like he used to)

“Hi Tubs, are you okay?” Tommy asked as he saw Tubbo and Ranboo talking while Michael was eating some fish sticks “Yeah I'm okay just Tommy. If you ever see a Pig Hybrid and Crow Hybrid named Phil and Techno again, promise me you will hide.” Tommy nodded, besides he really hated being with people. 

As everyone got some laughs at the table and some yawns, they got ready for bed as Tubbo himself tucked Tommy in “Night Tom's” Tubbo said as he turned off the light and Tommy's night light turned on

Tommy stared at the stars and saw one that was strangely green, so he got up and went to the nightlight and saw that one of them had a green swirl to it and Tommy reached out and vanished