~ The losers as Disney princesses ~
-Bill-
☆ Anna
☆ He went on a whole expedition to find Georgie after his true powers were unveiled
☆ Met an ice maker named Stan on the way, with his reindeer Richie
☆ "My name is Ben and i like warm hugs" 😜
☆ He's still the older brother tho, which almost makes it sadder
☆ "I'm gonna tell him." "DONT YOU DARE!"
☆ Georgie thawing Bill's heart with the power of brother love is all we ever needed
☆ "Reindeers are better than people" ☺️
-Stanley-
☆ Jasmine
☆ He's just tired of his royal life
☆ He has a pet tiger named Mike who he loves dearly
☆ "Prince Billy, fabulous he, Billy Denbrough" 🤤
☆ Richie is Genie because obviously
☆ "Can your friends do THIS?" And then he starts aggressively tap dancing
☆ Prince Billy also has a peculiar monkey named Beverly
☆ Stanley fell oh so hard for Bill when he helped him steal that apple for that little kid
☆ "a whole new world" 🥺
-Richie-
☆ Ariel
☆ Trades his voice to be with prince Eddie? Of course.
☆ When he did that rock scene when he flips his hair and the water goes everywhere his glasses flew off his face and into the sea and Stan the crab and Beverly the fish had to look for them
☆ Myra the evil sea witch was the one that took his voice, she wanted prince Eddie all to herself
☆ "Thingamabobs? I've got twenty 🥺"
☆ "Yeah Richie im an expert at human things so I can pretty much tell you what all this stuff is 🤓☝️" - Bill the seagul
☆ Prince Eddie's dog is named Ben (because Mike is king trident in the picture I made)
☆ When Richie got his voice back the first thing he said to Eddie was "Hello my Eddie Spaghetti"
Eddie knew he was in for a wild ride then....
☆ "Kiss the boy, shalallalalalalalaa" -Stan very unenthusiastically
-Eddie-
☆ Rapunzel
☆ Literally who else would he be fr
☆ He lives in the tower with his little chameleon Bill
☆ Mother knows best is Sonia's anthem after all
☆ "Get ready for...THE SMOLDER" and then Richie made the weirdest grossest mustiest face ever
☆ Edpunzel, Edpunzel, let down your hair 😻
☆ Richie's stolen horse's name is Stan, and boy do they have BEEF
☆ "And at last I see the light, and it's like the fog has lifted" Richie was only looking at Eddie when this song was going on
☆ Eddie's true parents were Ben and Bev because why not
☆ The guys at the snuggly duckling were just Henry Bowers's Gang
☆ Let's pretend there was a mini Mike hidden in one of the lanterns because he should be in this story one way or another
-Mike-
☆ Moana
☆ CAUSE HES A GIRLBOSS AND HE DONT NEED NO MAN
☆ He longs for the water (like in the movie how he longs to leave Derry but he can't)
☆ Pennywise is Maui because who else would it even be... 💀
☆ "I am Mike Hanlon of Derry, you WILL board my boast, sail ACROSS the sea, AND RESTORE THE HEART OF TE FITI"
☆ He has a pet pig named Stan and a pet chicken named Bill Bill 💔
☆ Pennywise is a goodie in this version ofc
☆ Henry is totally the huge crab that sings shiny
-Beverly-
☆ Tiana
☆ Her big dream is to open her restaurant ofc
☆ Her best friend Stan has wanted to be a prince for as long as they could remember
☆ "I would never ever ever I mean NEVER, kiss a frog, YUCK"
☆ prince Ben made the deal with Dr. Bowers to give him freedom, then ofc he got turned into a silly frog
☆ Mike is definitely Louis the trumpet playing alligator
☆ Richie is ray the firefly because that's way too cute
☆ "Ma belle Eddiegaline" (it's actually so bittersweet if you know why he's singing it) 😭
☆ When they turned back prince Ben helped Beverly with her restaurant and it was the cutest thing
-Ben-
☆ Belle
☆ He's the smartest boy in the village (that doesn't really make sense in the context of Belle but we'll roll with it...)
☆ His mummykins got kidnapped by the beast (his dad is dead so why would I use him 😒)
☆ Ben went to save his mummy from Beverly the beast but got roped into staying there
☆ Richie is totally Lumiere and Eddie is Fifi the featherduster cause that's so cute
☆ Stan is Cogsworth cause who else would he be
☆ Bill and Mike can be Mrs Potts and chip cause idk who else they'd be 💔💔
☆ Ben and Beverly's dance was more magical than the actual movie
☆ Henry Bowers is Gaston and Patrick is LeFou
☆ "Bonjour! Bonjour!"
☆ "No denying he's a funny boy, that Ben"
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I know this wasn't super funny but I was ROARING and SOAKING with laughter while making this like I was gripping onto my bed while juicy steamy tears came out of my eyes I was practically shaking with joyous bliss and it wasn't even THAT funny ☹️
Leave me some suggestions please and thank you 😘😘
STAI LEGGENDO
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FanfictionI have way too many It headcanons so here we go 💀
