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High School Teachers

This one is so played out but I needed to do it ofc 💪
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Bill

☆ English teacher (Honors/AP for all grades)

☆ Best god damn English teacher anyone could ask for

☆ He's so nice to the kids and always makes sure to help them with whatever they need

☆ Sometimes his stutter comes out when he's teaching, but nothing too crazy

☆ The students ship him with literally every single staff member because he's so charismatic

☆ Likes to make his lessons fun by incorporating games and activities into them

☆ Uses flocabulary every day ✊

☆ "Mr. Denbrough? There's a new flocabulary video called 'WAP', can we watch it?"
"Sure whatever Tyler" *puts on the WAP music video*
"hey this doesn't look like- AHHHHHH-"

Stan

☆ Math Teacher (Geometry reg/honors)

☆ Acts like he hates his job, but he secretly loves it

☆ Very stern yet not strict

☆ His students don't know whether they should love him or hate him

☆ He's one of THOSE teachers when you ask him for help.
"Mr. Uris! I don't understand question 3."
"Read the question carefully Olivia"

☆ Always gets voted to play in the students vs teachers sport games and he dreads every second of it no matter the game they play

☆ Sometimes goes on rants about birds instead of teaching (my freshman math teacher would talk about Fortnite more times than you'd expect for a 60 year old man...)

☆ All his students are openly scared of him

☆ "Not gonna lie you scare me Mr Uris."
"You should be scared DJ...very scared..."

Eddie

☆ Science teacher (biology & health)

☆ He's a Student favorite, mainly because everyone loves messing with him

☆ "Mr. Kaspbrak! Johnny just ate gum from under the desk."
"What did you just say..."

☆ The type of teacher that always has exactly what you need and extra
"You need a pen? Have this blueberry scented one"

☆ The students suspect he has a big crush on Mr Tozier because whenever he visits Eddie gets all flustered and snappy

☆ "Mr Kaspbrak, do you have a crush on Mr Tozier?"
"WHAT?!?? NO THAT'S U B S U R D"
"right...."  

☆ One time a student coughed on him and he let out the most blood curdling toe clenching bed sheet gripping booty jiggling leg locking head curving back straightening scream and the school went on lockdown because Principal Wise thought there was an intruder

☆ Has to team up with Coach Hanscom to teach the freshmen SexEd and he despises it
"And remember everyone, stds are fucking DISGUSTING. Like if you ever get them your parents would probably disown-"
"OKAY MR K! I got it from here.."