i'd like to personally believe that not only yoongi DOES need to rule dthe world, he RULES THE WORLD OF THE GAYS TOO!!
number 2 reason on how yoongi is capable of saving the entire world, hence, the entire universe is that -
2. YOONGI IS VERY FRUITY
he's so goofy and silly to the point his goofy-ness is actual homosexual acts and he is being the fruitiest cat of them all..he's just so endearing and cute and silly that i think his little yoongi nose scrunch could possibly result to either world peace or the entire universe fucking explodes (degenerate era) he's so powerful mom i wanna marry this Silly little guy.
personally, yoongi is to me what flying cars were to people in the 19th century. isn't it so cool how the 19th century had a whole ass theory for this just for airplanes to fucking ruin it?? but anywho, who cares about non-yoongi things?
I, too, want to create a theory stating on how non-yoongis are untalented, ugly, shameful, smelly, stinky, ugly, funky and disgusting human beings that have no other contribution to this vast universe other than their bodies smelling like jay park's toothbrush that resulted to the US economy slut dropping
i also wanna add how much of a fruity guy yoongi is. like, what is his job?? to be a homosexual?? to be fruity infront of millions of people?? to stare at hobi doing his thirst trap and go"wow"?? he's so unpredictable like HE COULD BE COOKING A FUCKING TV SHOW RIGHT NOW AND WE WOULDNT KNOW
one thing about yoongi is that little cat is ALWAYS quiet. and if whatever he's cooking gets like a little teaser he goes like "oh! yeah, i was just running for US president, hehe, no biggie!" WHY MIN YOONGI DA BUS DRIVER ALL OF A SUDDEN
point is, yoongi is just a better human than all of us. Yoongi is deathly allergic to homophobic people, be like yoongi. He's also very gay and that's what i treasure about him. ask yoongi his gender and he'll reply with a 30,000 word essay on "FUCK GENDER!"
in conclusion: yoongi is the best human being on the planet and people are mad because he's a cutie patootie
(also why the fuck do i put much more attention to this silly little story than my thesis defense project thats due on thursday [final defense], but thats okay, its yoongi we're talking ab here and i WILL and WOULD fight the world against him)
- sincerely,
namjrkive (local mental psych ward escapee, also very funny and sexy so maybe we can hit up ykyk)
bye i have so much dedication to this story
