copper x the sweet release of death

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Copper

Brenda

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Copper is having an EXTREMELY hard weener this morning so he called Brenda to um help him? Yeahhh 👍 :]

"Hello?"

"HII hi hi my pp hard"

" Bro What?! "

"Like really hard.. boner... Yea"

"DAMN SHARTY it's finelolklkllkks hahahahsjsjdjdkdkdj happens to the best of us "

"..."

"Uhh"

"Can you.. help-"

"OKAY BY-"

Brenda quickly hung up cuz he's not a big fan of pp in his bum

"Grrrrrr.." copper growled cuz he can stick his pp in Brenda (real)


"..."

RING RING RINGGGGGINGGG




"shi- hello?"

"OMGG hi HIIII HAII HAIIIIII"

"Uhh who is this?"

"IM former president Obama UwU ^^ HAII!!"

"Oh okay.. do you need something?"

" *GASP* YES I NEED to tell you something eheehee meow! :3"

"Okay.."

" ..."

"..."

"Uh hello?"

"HAIII!! <3"

"you needed to tell me something?"

"(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)"

"How did you make that sound with your mouth?..WHAT DID YOU NEED TO TELL ME?!??"

" ..."

"hello?-"

"OH YEA I'm bombing your house rn OWO! (⁠ノ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ノ⁠*⁠.⁠✧"

"Oh."

"Ye!! Sowwy UWU (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) X("



Then copper died from the fucking bomb
Duhh!








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