the violin fic will be real in 2 seconds i promise lol but this is a crackfic to do until i actually post it
one day mint choco was feeling horny like rhinosaurus and he saw the violin!!?!,! awooga!!?! so he got in his 2006 honda civic and drove to mcdonalds
"hey uh can i get a grimace shake"
"grime scene lol ya sure pull up" IT COSTED 59393939 DOLLARS??? he went broke /j
so he got the grimace shake and made silly tiktok with it and peter Griffin then wen t home!!! but he was still horny because hes a horndog slash half jay (/hj) and he looked at his violin and was like HMMMM i think im violinsexual
so he pulled out his 4030 inch dick and started fucking it while using the grimace shake as lube!!!!!!!!! this is unbelievable cookie run cancelled and shut down
😫😫😫DAMN MAMACITA WHAT THIS HOLE DO (insert the most squeakist sound from violin strings) ON MY MAMA!!!!! THIS HURT LIKE SHIT ❤
then royal margarine broke down the door and saw mint fucking the violin and completely exploded into smithereens slash jay that didnt happen
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH MINT CHOCO COOKIE. HOW DARE YOU FUCK YOUR VIOLIN. THATS IT YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 20394837281910848492929384810009585U4737718287URU483I2I92IR838483 YEARS. GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW.
then mint punted royal margarine and tampon dragon to the sun and continued fucking his violin before kyle south park broke into the house "what u doin" wait i just realized i forgor the quotation marks for the previous shit OOPSIE
"no way kyle from south park" mint pissed on kyle and he fucking exploded south park cancelled and taken off the air
suddenly a booming voice spoke, "OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH MINT CHOCO COOKIE. HOW DARE YOU PUNT ROYAL MARGARINE AND PENIS DRAGON COOKIE AND PISS ON KYLE SOUTH PARK. THATS IT NO VIOLIN FOR A WEEK NO MUSIC NO N O T H I N G" dracula from hotel transylvania said while doing fortnite dances
"omg nooooo" mint cried and fell to his knees as he began sobbing his eyes out and went crazy
crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy.
then he became his true form, a naked mole ray, I MEANT RAT FUCK anyways he became thar and went emo and ate his violin
this is cookie run in 2054
