[glitch mode: incorrect nct dream groupchat]

[jaemin's coming out again party]

fullsunshine
congrats to jaemin on his coming out again 🥳
welcome to the gay circle

bunnynana
thank ☺️

markgo_lee
what made you realize

bunnynana
well
yk
I was thinking
and the more I imagine myself in a relationship
the more I imagine myself with a man than a woman

markgo_lee
I mean you can be bisexual with a preference

dolphinle
you mean like you

markgo_lee
yes

dolphinle
you admitted that faster than I thought
I thought I was going to have to bring up the texts I read over your shoulder

markgo_lee
PRIVACY JIGEUM

fullsunshine
LMAOOOO
pls send me what u saw chenle I need to know
for educational purposes

dolphinle
👍

markgo_lee
CHENLE NO

dolphinle
okay fine since you're my son

fullsunshine
but I'm your son in law!!

dolphinle
I never let you marry my daughter

yellowflowerboy
aren't you gay anyway?

fullsunshine
...
listen quit reading my bio

yellowflowerboy
you fucking told me?

buffsamoyed
I thought this was about jaeminnie?

markgo_lee
he knows we accept him no matter who he's attracted to

yellowflowerboy
however
men
🤢

dolphinle
to quote you
aren't you gay anyway?

yellowflowerboy
just bc I'm attracted to them
doesn't mean the idea of them doesn't disgust me

ubbpwark
I just saw jaemin hyung frown
physical
*physically

buffsamoyed
awww bunny :(
c'mere we can cuddle

bunnynana
🥺 really

buffsamoyed
mhm

bunnynana
I'm coming
ily <3

buffsamoyed
ilyt
😚

[a/n: so I got bored and this came to be. it doesn't make a lot of sense but I think it's amusing so hopefully it's not that bad]